Ant Dewson

I think the Amazon algorithm might be broken. The last book I bought was To Be Someone by @iandstone Now they're recommending The Meaning of Mariah Carey?!?

I just tried to text "miserere nobis" to a friend (don't ask why) and predictive text changed it to "miserere knobs" This is my favourite thing that has happened today... and possibly ever.

I'm having a country music afternoon y'all.

My Polish neighbour is playing his bongos in the garden. I am suddenly in favour of #Brexit

This afternoon I have been painting my back bedroom. #notaeuphemism

On @BBCRadioLondon at 10.15 tonight with @carpet_martin We're meant to be talking about the news. Has anything happened this week?

What Caroline said about the sensitive disposition thing...

I was expecting 17.4 million people to watch my video. Can you guess what it's about? youtube.com/watch?v=qA9whKZa…

Who's having an 80s indie afternoon? This charming man...

I have been dog-sitting for a 9 month old puppy for the last two weeks. He has destroyed one sleeping bag, many towels, countless shoes, the garden, two bins, three pairs of trousers, one pair of glasses... and any desire I ever had to get a puppy.

How do I log out of Twitter?

It's like old times...

I've just called my plumber. He is called Christopher. This amuses my greatly.

I need to iron my green screen. Does anyone have a 6m by 3m ironing board?

Interviewing Robin Asquith on the @WandsworthRadio tomorrow morning with @carpet_martin Anyone got any questions they'd like answered?

I've spent the morning trimming my clematis. #notaeuphemism