Man. Husband. Father.
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put my 6-yr old and 3-yr old onto little rascals and now they ask to watch it everyday. put my 16-yr old onto COPS and she was very entertained. if the world as we know it is coming to an end we’re going out on a high note like it’s still the best decade in world history.
49ers fans: “get us garrett wilson or devonta smith!”
john lynch, probably: “here is keenan allen or quentin johnston.”
what’s the science behind those who can tune people and noises out, even when they’re being spoken to, and those who can’t, even when they’re not being spoken to? i hear everything, i notice everything, i process everything, even if i’m distracted or focused on something else.
when 13 gets his MVP, lombardi, SBMVP, and statue at levi’s, i’m gonna put his 30-for-30 on DVD and pass it down as a generational family heirloom
i mean when you really boil it all down there’s only two reasons to keep living. my family, and watching brock purdy play football.
prayers up for raoni barcelos. that did not look good or normal at all. hope we get good news on him.
hate when i order something i’m really looking forward to and the tracking number comes back as some bullshit like on trac or DHL
DC: “one time, joe, i had tacos here in LA that were so good i must have ate about 30 of em! i’m telling you man they were so good! aye you can’t get that in louisiana.”
rogan: “oh LA has incredible mexican food.”
anik: “another calf kick lands for joshua van.”
you want approval from me for something at work? ask me on a friday at 4:55 i’ll give you whatever you want. i’ll give you the nuclear codes idgaf i’m leaving at 5 and this place doesn’t exist on my days off.
