It's a long string of very bad luck & I don't know what kind of carnage I inflicted in a past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula or a spin instructor.
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AntiMacro retweeted
Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!”
You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
AntiMacro retweeted
The @EdmontonOilers experience:
$800 for two tickets
~$15 beer
~$8 hot dog
$450 window repair after parking in a designated OEG lot.
OEG’s willingness to help: $0.
Thought the only thing getting smashed that night would be my budget. 🏒
#LetsGoOilers
AntiMacro retweeted
The Oilers Entertainment Group are likely going to learn an expensive lesson. They tried to push ticket prices to extract the maximum value people would be willing to pay. Not an unreasonable idea in a simplistic market situation. Why let scalpers capture the scarcity profit? /1
Great job Howard, now get back to the fourth line and wait for your opportunity. #LetsGoOilers
Billions spent on AI and they still can't figure out when I ask "What time is the Oilers game tonight?" I JUST WANT THE TIME, not 30 seconds of exposition.
AntiMacro retweeted
Tomorrow, @rogers, will restrict viewing of three Canadian teams unless you pay them their devil's ransom of $12.99+ HST per month for Sportsnet+. Don't have regular Sportsnet through your cable? Then it's $34.99+ HST per month. Deregulate the telecoms now! This is rank thievery.
That third line getting caved in over and over is going to get noticed at some point, right?
The @EdmontonOilers morning skate:
Podkolzin-McDavid-Draisaitl
Kapanen-RNH-Hyman
Formenton-Michaels-Joseph
Frederic-Dach-Howard
Jones-Hallander
Mukhamadullin-Bouchard
Shea-Murphy
Walman-Emberson
Ekholm-Dickinson*
Jarry
Historically I feel like this has not gone well for the #LetsGoOilers
AntiMacro retweeted
Today is the only day of the year you can watch an MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA and WNBA game at the same time
AntiMacro retweeted
Walter Koenig, who played Chekov in the original “Star Trek” series and seven “Star Trek” feature films, has died at 90.
variety.com/2026/film/news/w…
As someone who just stays in hotels because airbnb places have ridiculous rates and requirements, this meltdown is fun to watch.
The flying elbow yet again. Maybe @NHLPlayerSafety should fucking do their jobs or something.
