36 yr old enby queer celebrating burlesque, erotic art, and frenship! They/them | This page is NSFW, do not follow if under 18
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Joined January 2019
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The view from my on my knees as I wait for the Antaam orgy to start ๐
Yes Iโm enjoying Veilguard, thank you.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard really said โweโre gonna let you be a slutty slutty manโ and Iโm very here for it.
Apollo Vรญdra (June) ๐๐ค๐๐ค retweeted
Me, counting to myself very incorrectly-
โUnโฆduโฆdu hastโฆdu hast michโฆโ
Left my job at the Rose cuz a bunch of rugged Fereldans were talking about work at the Bone PitโฆI feel deliberately misled. ๐
To the tune of Sabrina Carpenterโs Espresso:
Diggn-da deee
Digga-dah doh
Thatโs that Cotton-Eyed Joe
Apollo Vรญdra (June) ๐๐ค๐๐ค retweeted
New idea: The Girl from Ipanema but sheโs an eldritch horror
Old and dark, unkowable horror,
The gฬทอฬฏฬiฬทฬฬฃฬอฬฬฬฬอฬออแนฬดฬจฬฑฬฑฬฬปฬฬฬฬอออฬอฬฬฬlฬทฬซฬญอฬฝฬฬฬฬฬฬออ from Ipanema goes stalking,
And when she shows her face, the people go
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No but honestly how do any of yโall have good handwriting because I write every single day and it still looks like shit.
(I should go to bedโฆ)
This Pumpkin Spice season, donโt go to Starbucks (supporting g-cide, union busting), but instead come to my cafe, Two Kick Coffee in Queen Anne (local business, ethical treatment of workers, otter)
Potentially hot take: unless someone wants to write a musical called Lazy Susan, I think weโre good on musicals with turntables.
9 years! Thatโs how long since this very tol, beautiful human and I got to fall in love on a stage in real time.
I love you, @FosseJack. Happy Anniversary, and thank you for everything ๐
