Coochie Poppington 😌

Welcome to Death Row. 😈

I just got my hand so hard my nail came completely off…. 😒

It’s just some bout that sound.

I literally do everything myself except my nails but let’s be clear…. It’s still not cheap. Hair prices are insaneeeeeeee and it’s hard to find the quality you want. I need to order some wax beads and I just stocked up on lash extensions. It’s real ghetto if you ask me

Santa baby, put a tummy tuck under the tree for meeeeeee 🥹

My eyes have been itchy and swollen for days… these allergies are beating TF out of me fr

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I really need to do better with eating and with that being said… I’m going to get done lunch today because I’m starving

Just sent the group something that I know will have them in an uproar when they get up in the morning 🥴

My fingers are double jointed and the pain I’m feeling this morning in this cold weather is ghettooooooo

She thinks she’s me??

I broke 2 of my toenails…. I need them fixed IMMEDIATELY

Is it too early for an espresso martini??

Lo started math club yesterday. Dropped her off and then went to the store for snacks to bring back. She was so excited that I was the first parent to provide for them. Her teacher told me that she loves having Lo in her class and that she’s amazing in the class & as a person

I’m doing it for free so run the funds

That man looked dead at me and said.. “I know a freak when I see one.” You might want to close your eyes or get some glasses, sugar… I’m a lady

This… but in dark mode