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From now on, this account will mostly be retro Harley, with other versions available on request!
Classic goofiness, classic little jester style! ๐
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"๐๐ฉ๐บ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ญ๐ฆ๐จ๐ข๐ค๐บ..."
"...๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ข ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐ก๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐จ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐?"
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A pro tip from the Clown Princess of Crime!
Shower time is your best chance to break outta Arkham Asylum!
As long as ya don't mind some wet streaking through the city after...
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"You think YOU have trouble making friends? Try having laser cannons in your arms!"
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"Oh, you're spoilin' me! ...Babs."
She practically purrs her name. Slowly grinding her hips against her thigh with that manic, seductive look!
Arms over her shoulders. Blue eyes locked with hers.
"Nice ta finally meet'cha..."
"Only if you promise to lock me up just like this!"
Harley's clearly pleased! She's leaning into her. Pressing their chests, while trailing little kisses along her neck...
"So... Do I get ta know your name now, Red? Somethin' ta moan later on?"
"Ooooh! So intimate!"
Harley's lifting the cowl! Whether she recognizes Barbara is hard to say. She's definitely giggling, though.
"Oh, ain't you a doll! And ta think, I used to try and bash that pretty face with my mallet!"
Harley's usually annoying enough to get her own cell in Arkham.
Which means that she can finger herself all day long with total privacy!
Aside from the, uh... Guards. And cameras. And occasional heroes swinging by-
"Aww, comedy's subjective! And you bats ain't exactly known for your sense of humor..."
Harley's having fun. More fights should end up like this! She plops herself into Batgirl's lap.
"So! Keepin' the mask on or off?"
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Get a little tear in your suit?
Sometimes, ya just need to laugh it off and give your girls a shake! That's how a sexy clown improvises!
Batman's suit is weather resistant! Perfect for keeping him warm on those chilly Gotham days!
...Harley has a scarf and mittens over her skintight jester suit. Nips like diamonds. She might steal a hot chocolate.
Fun fact: Harley sleeps naked!
And has breakfast naked. And spends the morning naked--
She doesn't wanna do anything today, alright?
A CLASSIC Harley Quinn maneuver.
Lure em' in with clown butt, then FLATTEN em' with the mallet! It's absolutely foolproof!
Why, yes, she does watch a lotta cartoons-
Just to be clear:
Harleen Quinzel AIN'T a bimbo! She's actually quite the brilliant, respectable young lady!
Harley Quinn, on the other hand--
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It's evening in Gotham! When all the psychos come out to play!
So what are Harley's big, dastardly plans for the evening?
Uh... She'll get back to you on that. In a few hours.
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"Oh, bravo. You collared the cat, real creative. Except this is a DOG collar!
Spring for something with diamonds next time..."
In a cage, with her chest out, and she's still a sassy cat-
Harley's a goofy gal! She's all giggles, and puns and cartoonishly sized hammers!
Until she gives you a look guaranteed to soak your tights-
"You think this is bad, you shoulda seen Batgirl! Fightin' with her whole kitty on display!
Think we should get her a razor for Christmas, Red? Personally, I like the look, but..."
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Get a little tear in your suit?
Sometimes, ya just need to laugh it off and give your girls a shake! That's how a sexy clown improvises!