Arphzz

12 years ago i coached a man last month he slides into my DMs like a GHOST from another timeline “i have 2 sons now. i need you to coach them” do you understand what happened here this man spent 12 YEARS raising children for one reason he didn’t raise sons. he farmed them. like a fucking jungler clearing camps waiting for the right moment to gank most fathers pass down a rolex & a truck this man passed down a SASKIO COACHING SESSION meanwhile your dad passed down a 2009 honda civic high cholesterol and the exact same hardstuck mentality that kept him at his warehouse job for 30 years he watched you cry in promos and said “it’s just a game buddy” it was never just a game. it was a test. and your entire bloodline failed it so i coached both boys first thing i did was uninstall their empathy the enemy laner isn’t a person. he’s WALKING GOLD TO BE FARMED i gave them THE BLOODLINE PROTOCOL NEVER BLAME NEVER TILT NEVER TYPE CARRY YOUR FUCKING SELF these boys are going to be DEMONS two predators. same blood. same coach. same complete absence of mercy somewhere in korea faker just woke up in a cold sweat and doesn’t know why i know why your kids inherit your excuses and your student loans his kids inherit HIGH KDA i don’t coach players anymore i coach BLOODLINES in 20 years their sons will book with me in 40 years their grandsons will book with me in 200 years historians will trace an entire population of challenger players back to one session i ran 12 years ago while you were losing lane to a 0/10 yasuo i’m not a coach i’m a hereditary condition Study the Saskio way