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Arthur Gary Simpson, CDL

@ArthurGarySim

TAMU ‘67, Ball knower, beer drinker, PATRIOT, Huge Nico Harrison hater, 3X Divorced 🏆,Aggie sports, NASCAR, and driving big rigs

 Texas, USA
Joined February 2025
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To whom it may concern: I have seen a staggering uptick in people laughing about people watching college football games on their phones while attending weddings. Acting like it is something to laugh about. In reality, it is the greatest crisis facing our nation today. Scheduling a wedding in the fall is far and away the most selfish, and unpatriotic thing a person could do. Even if my team is on the road I am NOT coming to your wedding with passive aggressive bartenders, and cold, pre plated chicken and broccoli. Pizza, beer, and college football will forever be more important than what you think is your special day. I am calling on all college football fans, patriots, and the disabled to all rise against the idea of fall weddings. RSVP no until the invites stop coming. Thank you for your attention to this matter #CancelFallWeddings #BoycottFallWeddings - Arthur Gary Simpson CDL
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Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko: "Another disappointing finish. For a large part of that game, I thought we played the way we wanted to." "Really bad in the red zone. Really bad composure in the second half in the red zone. We can't get down there as much as we did and not come away with points."
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Here’s the official review of Columbia South Carolina: Stadium is horrific. The lines for beer, water, food, bathrooms is outrageous. Fans are quite friendly, atmosphere really picks up in the 4th but beyond that, mid. City is okay, tailgate scene is very weak. Stadium is super far away from town. Miles behind College Station, but a good win for them. Cheers, Gary
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They’re only playing Texas country in this city. We are their big daddy. Don’t get it twisted.
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Holy shit I thought I was back last weekend but nothing will top this weekend
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Carolina bbq is horse shit.
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10 toes down in Columbia SC. Mid as hell. Cheers, Gary
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January 6th rally at the liberty mutual headquarters. #RapeLibertyBiberty
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Not enough maroon at the gate.
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Me wearing my A&M gear on the flight to Columbia today.
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Let’s recap the week. Moved to uptown Dallas, I’m a full on douchebag now. Got a massive raise at work for no reason Flying to South Carolina to watch A&M lose, and I’m 2 airport beers down Passing the good vibes on. Cheers, Gary.
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Big game this weekend
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Oh we are so fucked
Congressional Equality Caucus (@EqualityCaucus) profile pictureCongressional Equality Caucus
@EqualityCaucusNov 5
The American people have made their voices heard. The 120th Congress will officially be the GAYEST Congress in history! (that we know of) Let's get to work 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
The 120th Congress will be the gayest Congress in American history.

ALT The 120th Congress will be the gayest Congress in American history.

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Massive day for the Instagram politicians.
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Luke Evangelist
@lukeevangelist_Nov 4
I asked Bucky McMillan about the balls. Adidas has A&M using new balls that look over inflated, and they shot an uncharacteristic 60% from the FT line tonight. McMillan did not comment officially, but said: “Luke doesn’t miss a thing, that’s all I’m gonna say for now”
Luke Evangelist (@lukeevangelist_) profile pictureLuke Evangelist
@lukeevangelist_Nov 4
Can we get a deflate gate specialist to work on the balls at Reed Arena? This team is so much better than 30% 3P% and 60% FT% but they’re playing with a damn 30 PSI car tire right now 😭
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Greg Abbotts last 2 tweets before last nights election ended in “hook ‘em” Political suicide.
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@kangminleeNov 4
All of that pandering just to be voted out by them
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Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiNov 4
JUST IN: Republican Greg Abbott hits record low 21% in Texas Governor race
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@ValentinaForUSANov 4
Hot wheels gave Texas to the Democrats. @GregAbbott_TX all you did was nothing but import muslims & data centers. 10+ years as governor & you couldn’t even eliminate property taxes.
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And there you have it.
Arthur Gary Simpson, CDL (@ArthurGarySim) profile pictureArthur Gary Simpson, CDL
@ArthurGarySimAug 5
Wake up Texas. It’s time to get this clown out of office. #DontIndiaMyTexas
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@Team_Penske do the same for Josh Berry
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