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Mr. Kayira

@Asaph_E

Sales | Photographer | MBA | Entrepreneur 💼

 Malawi
Joined September 2020
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Avril Amaka
@avrilamakaNov 11
Having a vagina is not a disability. You're not entitled to a penis persons money. Be an adult. Get a job.
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S23 Ultra Brand New 256GB K2,400,000.00 📍 Blantyre WhatsApp only: 0884141811
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Someone telling me ndimazimva pena ndimadabwa. I mean munthu obadwa 1987 ndizicheza naye chani? The other gender penapake 😂
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The pain of seeing 16 tankers, 4 buses, 9 Step Wagons, re overtake you in Chikangawa because your madam decided to stop and buy Bowa😭
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Replying to @achemicals9
MBS doesnt certify taste😂 you can have the funniest tasting things with proper ingredients. The opposite is also true
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If a woman wants you, you will know brother. Stop watering dead plants fam.
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Nothing I post here is sincere or serious, just like your relationships.
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Well😂
Chab (@BiggChab) profile pictureChab
@BiggChabNov 11
if they break up with you again no post am. People are out here calculating your body count for you😂😂
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“Until it was my turn” Phunzirani kulemekeza aliyese za mawa sizidziwika!
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You cannot punish a man by becoming a prostitute!
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By the age of 30, most women have done Sexually what 90% of men will never do in their entire life, That's exactly why women choose to keep their body count a secret...🔞
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"ine ndi Don."
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Bring back arranged marriages.. 🏃🏿‍♂️
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Kodi pa town anthu mukuyendera "ndidyapo zingati?"
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Requirements for starting a bus company in Malawi?
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_Melo_@Mxlo_M_Nov 9
A functioning government that reduces the cost of living
Slay Entrepreneur 🇿🇦 (@aretha_Blanke) profile pictureSlay Entrepreneur 🇿🇦@aretha_BlankeNov 6
Missionary or doggy?
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😂 😂😂😂😂
King Tuzi (@king_tuzi) profile pictureKing Tuzi@king_tuziNov 9
Replying to @TheLunaticGuy27
Nigga you’ve responded to my one tweet 3 fucking times? What’s your problem? You got a crush on me or something?
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Do we have bus ya Blantyre - Mzuzu night compost? Apart from these lakeshore headaches?
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TheHost
@TheHost_21Nov 9
My wife passed away on a Monday. I came in on Tuesday because we needed the insurance. My boss looked at me and said, “Grief is a distraction. Stay focused.” I said nothing. I sat at my desk for 8 hours and did not cry once. 7 months later, he lost his own son. He took 6 weeks off. When he came back, he walked straight to my desk.
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2026 koma winawake akupangabe recommend 14B engine! ku Malawi ndi kodabwisa kwambiri. Resistance to change uyuyu ndi wina wina.
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