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The Flat Foot Contessa ™

@AshDoinTooMuch

Lowcountry SC Grown | Real Life Fannee Doolee | Antisocial Socialite

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Joined March 2010
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I started the electric slide to Cameo at the wedding. I have officially stepped into Auntie status FULL TIME
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Kurosaki Jan D@Kaneki_JanDNov 6
NGL... the camera panning back and him still being on the floor takes me o it every time and then he just pops back up 😂😂😂😂
joi alexandra🌹❤️ (@bruneaux_mahs) profile picturejoi alexandra🌹❤️
@bruneaux_mahsNov 5
Five years later and this shit STILL cracks me up. You and Andy did that 😂 @BrunoMars
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@Phil_Lewis_Nov 6
TMZ reports that Chris Brown and Usher got into an argument backstage during last night’s Atlanta show, causing three hour delay tmz.com/2026/11/06/chris-bro…
Chris Brown & Usher Get Into Argument Backstage at Atlanta Show

Chris Brown & Usher Get Into Argument Backstage at Atlanta Show

Usher and Chris Brown got into a verbal argument last night, which delayed their Atlanta show by nearly three hours … and sources say issues between them remain unresolved. 

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@mvn_dnNov 6
ngl this got me choked up
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@Tyre_94Nov 5
Explaining to people that Happy Hour is illegal in North Carolina is one of my favorite things to do
Ethan Clark wx (@EthanClarkWX) profile pictureEthan Clark wx@EthanClarkWXNov 5
Maybe the NC General Assembly will finally legalize canned cocktails in grocery stores and happy hours at bars and restaurants.
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Zaza Waybright@Le_UnorthodoxNov 5
Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
Degenerate Tracker (@DegenTracker_) profile pictureDegenerate Tracker
@DegenTracker_Nov 5
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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Warren (@swd2) profile pictureWarren
@swd2Nov 4
A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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Grip Skylark 💕✨
@talleyberrybabyNov 4
The white house tweeting “he’s still your president” in the same way that a loser ass man will say “still fucked” is…something lmao
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZNov 4
💔 Exclusive: "Mormon Wives" star Jennifer Affleck files for divorce from Zac Affleck. tmz.com/2026/11/04/jen-affle…
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So split republican tickets & the dnc closing their wallets on Dr Jermaine seems to be the culprit. The repubs being on bs isn’t surprising, but the establishment dems being so blatant with their favoritism of Dr. Annie is gross. I wish more eyebrows were raised
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@talleyberrybabyNov 4
Me and my homegirls outside the taco bell/pizza hut/sex change/abortion clinic combo signing people up for they/them sports leagues
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@favwontmissNov 4
Google announcing that schools banning AI will also lose access to Google Search is a pretty good opportunity to teach the next generation that Google isn’t the internet and that there are plenty of alternatives to its platforms. Maybe it’s time schools started exploring them.
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Now give PBS and NPR their damn funding back.
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@TheRealShamIAmNov 4
Need more smug and mean spirited Dems. All that nice shit was getting them washed the last few cycles.
Meyer Labin (@MeyerLabin) profile pictureMeyer Labin
@MeyerLabinNov 4
Abdul is a formidable politician, and what Stevens did amounts to betrayal. But looking at his campaign style and his victory speech, it’s clear that he’s a smug and mean-spirited person who’s going to make a lot of enemies in congress — he’s not the next Obama, more like the Democratic Ted Cruz.
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@talleyberrybabyNov 4
Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) profile pictureKim Kardashian
@KimKardashianNov 4
GOOD MORNING AMERICA
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Brian McBride@BrianDMcBrideNov 4
If you’ve loved Ossoff’s social lately, thank the Baddies behind it.
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@inlew_ofNov 4
and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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Amy Acton did not answer Vivik Ramaswami's concession call and I'M FUCKING PROUD OF HER.
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I just know the desi aunties and uncles are shaking their heads in shame at Vivek. A lot of “awww beta” lmao
Zeteo (@zeteo_news) profile pictureZeteo@zeteo_newsNov 4
Watch this hilarious clip where Wajahat, Mehdi, and Prem renounce Vivek Ramaswamy. Watch Mehdi and Prem live from Mi on our YouTube page! f.mtr.cool/12xfzn58ib
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@itsKARY_Nov 4
Amigas, cheetahs, friends for life. The rhythm and each other, that’s what keeps us TIGHT @GinaHinojosaTX
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EVERYTHING MASHALLAH MASHALLAH!!!!
Valuetainment (@valuetainment) profile pictureValuetainment
@valuetainmentNov 4
JUST IN: Abdul El-Sayed (D) wins Michigan Senate, becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history.
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