I can breathe underwater, I like to pet dogs, ride bikes, and drink craft beer. Not all at the same time.
Indianapolis, IN
Joined May 2010
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Parked @INDairport at 4:15. Even with the slowest TSA experience I’ve had here, I was still at my gate by 4:35. I ❤️IND.
25 years of #TeamAcuff!
As of today, @Ashamaley and I have been together for 25 years. ♥️
I can’t even fathom that amount of time. Is that a lot?
I’m case you were wondering, @IMS still looks good from an airplane. I had an aisle seat, so no pics, but caught a glimpse out the window. #isitmayyet
I’m not sure if my party pants are party enough for #MardiGras. And it’s only Friday.
16 years of scuba diving, and I got my first jelly sting today on the tag line of the Spiegel Grove. I had a good run.
Everyone in Ft. Lauderdale because it’s 50 degrees and raining. I would like to have words with them.
Kudos to @Delta for preemptively booking us on another flight when it looked like our delayed flight wasn’t gonna land in time to make our connection.
We missed our connection by 4 minutes. We watched the plane push back 🙄. Proactive instead of reactive problem solving. 👏
Flight delayed out of IND by a little over an hour. Flight lands in terminal T 3 minutes after boarding begins in Terminal A in ATL. I got new shoes for Xmas. New shoes make you run fast, right?
I already say that @INDairport is the best. Today, while waiting in line @Harryandizzys we got a $10 gift card just because. Cheers!
Today I drove through downtown Dayton, and saw ZERO orange barrels for the second time since I got my license in 1999. The first time was last week on Thanksgiving.
Just had a kid barter and trade me something from his candy bag to get another pack of Albanese gummy bears from me.
The kid totally came out ahead on the deal, but it was entertaining.
I was today years old when I realized @mediocretes and I’s relationship predates digital cameras when I took a picture of a picture from 1998…
Deaf Old Lady dog demanded to go outside in the middle of a downpour, not knowing it’s raining because she can’t hear.
The look of betrayal on her face when she got outside was “why you bamboozle me like that?”
Spent the last 30min looking up spider facts for a trunk or treat on Thursday. I appreciate their important role in the ecosystem, but now I have to try to sleep.
Few things get my adrenaline pumping than realizing the dog’s tie out broke. At night. And she’s deaf. Luckily she didn’t realize it and didn’t wander too far. Phew.
