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Superflash Child | Good Version, or bad Version | Also called Astra or Azโ€™Re-El |RP/Parody | MDNI | #สŸแด€แดแด‡ษดแด›

๐•ป๐–Š๐–“๐–“๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–‡๐–ž ๐•ท๐–†๐–’๐–Š๐–“๐–™
Joined June 2022
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๐’œ๐“ˆ๐“‡๐’พ๐‘’๐“ ๐’œ๐“๐“๐‘’๐“ƒ โžข๐‹๐ข๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฒ๐š๐ฅ โžข ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ขโ€“๐’๐ก๐ข๐ฉ โžข๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–+ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ โžข๐ˆ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐ˆ๐ง๐Ÿ๐จ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ โ๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ. ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜บ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ.โž
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i was turning numb. what happened to me didn't seem to matter. sometimes i felt angry๏ผŒ but most of the time i felt nothing; i'd never felt so much nothing before.
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โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ € โ €๐–๐„๐’๐Š๐„๐‘ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €๐’.๐“.๐€.๐‘.๐’ ๐„๐•๐„๐๐“โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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โ€”๐€๐’๐’๐’†๐’ โ€ข Parody. retweeted
โ € โ € โ € โ € โœฆ สพ โ”€โ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆ ๐—œ ๐˜ข๐—บ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐—š๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐•Š๐•ฅ๐•–๐•–๐–‘ โœฆ โ € โ €
โ € โ € โ € โ €แŸšโ €โ €โŽโ €โ €๐—’๐—ผ๐˜‚ โ € ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ โ € ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ โ € ๐—œโ€™๐—บ โ € ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด โ € โ”€โ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆโ € ๐™„ โ € ๐’น๐“ธ๐—ปโ€™๐˜ โ € ๐™ ๐™ฃ๐—ผ๐˜„ โ € ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ โ € ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฆ๐—ฆ โ € ๐—ถ๐˜€ ? อ‡ i ๐”€๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ญ my ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ž๐ญ ๐–‰๐–Ž๐–Š . . . ๐—œ ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฆ๐—ง ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฌ๐—ง๐—›๐—œ๐—ก๐—š. โ €
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( โ€ฆอŸ ) i prefer the courtroom but the streets are more honest.
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โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €แดตโ€™แดน ๐™–๐™จ ๏ผจ๏ผต๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผฎ ๐™–๐™จ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™”๐™Š๐™‰๐™€. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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๐™๐™๐™š ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™จ๐™ช๐™ฃ . . ๐™„๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™ก๐™ข ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ข๐™ฎ ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™. .
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Ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œYouโ€™re one to talk. Didnโ€™t you stab somebody โ€˜cause they were taking too long to bleed out?โ€ Sounds like something heโ€™d do. Quickly pulling a โ€˜got your noseโ€™ and in an attempt to fly away, she hits her head on the roof (she wasnโ€™t going fast enough to go through). โ€œI know
โ€œYes . Slow down . Youโ€™re far too impatient .โ€ He lets out a groat and waves the hair away from his face . A slight roll of his eyes . โ€œYou need to learn to do things for yourself sometimes .โ€
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how, it just tastes better when you do it. Itโ€™s called a love language. I have no idea how youโ€™ve been with mom all these years and still arenโ€™t used to this.โ€
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"I have ๐ง๐จ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ and not nearly enough training, but I'm doing this ๐š๐ง๐ฒ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ. Being a superhero is ๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ . Everyone should ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ."
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โ€œUhm . . .โ€ eyes narrowing. โ€œWho are you and what have you done with my dad? โ€˜Slowing downโ€™? Cmon now.โ€ Aaaand she pulls away, then flies upside down. Just enough to have her hair tickling his forehead repeatedly. โ€œIโ€™ll stop when you make me that toast!โ€
โ€œI canโ€™t believe these words are about to come out of my mouth . . Have you tried slowing down ?โ€ Heโ€™s now grabbing her upper arm, pulling it back and counter phasing . โ€œStop that .โ€
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โ€”๐€๐’๐’๐’†๐’ โ€ข Parody. retweeted
you know this is ๐๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ , right .แฃ โ•ฑ well , yeah , thatโ€™s what makes it ๐’‡๐’–๐’ .
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(dramatic recreation of when she realized she had powers)
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"Nuh uh. You make it with fatherly intent, I make it with 'hurry tf up' intent. Just make me some french toast, please?" Yeah well, that was his bad. She's here and phasing through him as they speak.
โ€œYouโ€™d make it just as good as I do if you paid attention .โ€ He knew the powers would likely pass down but he didnโ€™t think sheโ€™d use phasing to annoy him .
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; I am thinking of having her be a lawyer, that way if somebody tries 'Supergirl' or 'Savitar', they have an attorney in their back pocket. Maybe criminal defense isn't her specialty, but still.
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"Okay, and? You still make it better than I do." He's a speedster, he didn't think that would pass down? That's just criminal negligence.
โ€œOnly because you donโ€™t pay attention when I try teach you .โ€ Phasing constantly wasnโ€™t part of the deal as far as he was aware at all .
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โ€œBut itโ€™s better when you do it!โ€ Probably, now she only does it to annoy him. This is what he signed up for when he decided to have kids.
He swears heโ€™s had to tell her not to almost every day since she was like 5 . โ€œYou are perfectly capable of making it yourself .โ€
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