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Somewhere good enough.
Joined April 2023
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25% cylinder is pretty go-ouhh-oughhh fuuucckkk~ i-i cuuuummmiiiiingggghh~❤️
0%vs 100% Cylinder Soft Body Simulation
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By sentencing, this crime is a bit less than 3 times as bad as watching facesitting porn. That's so cool.
Andreas Christopheros opened his front door and a stranger threw a beaker of sulphuric acid in his face. The acid was so strong his shirt dissolved off his body and it burned through the floor of his hallway. His wife burned her own feet trying to drag him to the shower. The man had driven 300 miles for revenge and knocked on the wrong door. Andreas lost an eye and his eyelids. He would later say he'd rather have been shot. December 2014, a quiet street in Cornwall. Andreas was working from home, building a new business. A normal day before Christmas. From his office window he noticed a red van. A few minutes later, someone knocked. In the video below he tells it himself. He opened the door like anyone would. In one motion the man said "this is for you, mate" and the acid hit him. He didn't even have time to blink. His wife ran downstairs and found him screaming. Police later caught the attacker. He had gone to the wrong address. Andreas was never the target. He went through endless skin grafts. He wore a pressure mask on his face every day. His business folded. His son was 2. He says he refuses to be defined by it. How do you forgive someone who destroyed your face by mistake?
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It's unreal that a lazy retard like me is in charge of the rest of my life
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assassination is really a crazy word it has you write out ASS and then makes you write it again like a sick little freak
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Replying to @GuggaChroma
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Internauta viraliza após fazer uma LIVE com um sósia de Michael Jackson achando que é o VERDADEIRO.
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me 10 minutes into #NoNuttNovember
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BBW Facesitting now illegal in my country what’s the point of living
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Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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ole shitty bootyslut 😭🤮
Replying to @tearsxfeels
she just got done shittin out her butt, you can still see the toilet seat impression 🤮
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First look at ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn buckets.
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Cat STARES into camera in COMPLETE BETRAYAL after FEEDER SPITS OUT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF FOOD
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The French have utterly eviscerated the Japanese on this app. Those takedowns are brutal. They went 1945 on their asses
Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »
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mass effect 3 - an end once and for all
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Replying to @blmtelaviv3
Fine. You’re gay
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Another classic from the vault
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