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can't have a concious in the assistantpimp game...

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Joined April 2010
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You really want to have the conversation about hands?
Trump: You have an incompetent governor in California. Gavin. I know him very well. He's a nice guy, good-looking. He has some hand action going on. There’s something going on there
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In partnership with the City of Los Angeles, the Dodgers have committed $1 million toward direct financial assistance for families of immigrants impacted by recent events in the region. Additional community efforts to be announced in the coming days.
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If you want to talk about “restoring order” let’s discuss your state’s murder rate — which is almost 30% higher than California’s.
Newsom’s acting like he won something here. Reality check: Ninth Circuit ruled last night in President Trump’s favor, stopping Newsom from seizing back the National Guard. Why is the governor of California fighting so hard against restoring order in his own state?
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Jorge Torres retweeted
This is how Donald Trump treats his troops. Disgraceful. “The troops — whose makeshift quarters are shown in photographs exclusively obtained by the Chronicle — arrived without federal funding for food, water, fuel, equipment or lodging, said the source, who was granted confidentiality under Chronicle policies. This person said state officials and the California National Guard were not to blame… “This is what happens when the president and (Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth) demand the National Guard state assets deploy immediately with no plan in place … (and) no federal funding available for food, water, fuel and lodging,” the source said. “This is really the failure of the federal government. If you’re going to federalize these troops, then take care of them.” sfchronicle.com/california/a…
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Replying to @PatMcAfeeShow
Let’s get @AssistantPimp a brand new Joisey! 😁
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Jorge Torres retweeted
Smart guys running the operation. The National Guard wasn’t even deployed on the ground when Trump posted this. Pete Hegseth runs the Pentagon as well as he throws an axe on a Fox News set.
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Replying to @AssistantPimp
Looks like they caught the Bronskinitis bug 👎🏽
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I missed Jorrrrrrgie on Saturday @AssistantPimp
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This will put some whiskers on your chest @AssistantPimp
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Replying to @AssistantPimp
@AssistantPimp ✌🏽😁
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Jorge Torres retweeted
Hoist the trophy, @Dodgers!
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Replying to @AssistantPimp
@AssistantPimp hope u have a Pimpin bday!!! 🍍🍰 See u guys in few weeks✌🏽
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Replying to @AssistantPimp
🤣 Looks like most Raider games
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The Statue of Liberty rn
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Replying to @ShawnTheButcher
@ShawnTheButcher So no @WWE activities? Just do it man! I was fortunate to do Mania last year with my son since it was in our back yard! Still rooting for @TheRock this weekend!
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I see 2 Torres on the @Dodgers staff. U guys r missing @AssistantPimp to make it a trifecta!
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So I watched both versions of RoadHouse the last few days. Starlord u tripping!
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Jorge Torres retweeted
Shapeshifting wheels [📹 Not What You Think] xitter.gq/i/status/1768521476330…
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