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Well-endowed highly exclusionary universities asking job candidates to submit DEI statements rather than transferring material resources to the educational institutions that serve large underprivileged populations is pretty comical. β at Manhattan, NY
Associate Prof retweeted
every piece of software now: "I see you've opened me to do work, would you like me to update?"
Associate Prof retweeted
the joke is that tenure is a pie-eating competition where the prize is more pie, but technically it seems to be a pie-eating competition where the prize is serving on committees
Associate Prof retweeted
I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some.
-Me, working from home. Alone.
Associate Prof retweeted
the one rule of reporting i've learned is that if a subject sounds really dry or nuanced or boring just call up three people who have made that subject area the focus of their professional lives and listen to everything they say and 95% of the time you come away like HOLY SHIT
Associate Prof retweeted
Here is a lab lab!
Our lab here needs to wear PPE just like the people doing the science.
He is the service dog of a student in a chemistry professor's lab.
(Shared with permission.)
ALT Black Labrador retriever dog sitting on a floor with a desk in the background. The dog is wearing blue clothes, rubber boots on his four paws, a harness and lead, and goggles.
Associate Prof retweeted
All female student athletes were ~asked~ to come to the game to recognize 50 years of Title IX. We were on the field for maybe 15 seconds then screamed at to get off. If you want to honor female student athletes, then do that, not this.
This is minor league, South Carolina. Embarrassing, and Beamer knows it.
A literal WTF moment. Be better.
#Gamecocks
Associate Prof retweeted
"The worst script is the one never written" he said to himself as he wrote the second worst script.
Associate Prof retweeted
i bought a little notebook. itβs not going to be like all those other times i thought i could use a little notebook
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I was pretty disappointed after this loss. But my coach told me to save this photo because βone day that girl will win a lot of Grand Slams.β
I am glad I listened. Thank you #Serena for a lifetime of inspiration. π
