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El Jefe

@Astezzy33

Hall of fame Hater | Zoo NUPE | Pvamu Alumnus| Don’t take my tweets seriously

 Atlanta, GA
Joined October 2011
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This fucking tomatonater that wendys gave me. Look at this fucking thing dude
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Because them folks barely know eachother😭😂
SMOOTH MELANIN (@smoothmelanin) profile pictureSMOOTH MELANIN
@smoothmelanin18 May 2025
Why is it a norm when babies are made, relationships all of a sudden doesn’t work out?
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Image from Beetlejuice Green (@Beetlepimp)
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I was liking nothing but jokes and sports tweets for 2 months trying to get off gender war twitter and here goes mf Shannon sharpe 😒🤦🏽‍♂️
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Temptation island is hilarious yo😂
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Nigga like me would let her carry me around like a backpack
JBRANDY (@JbrandyOfficial) profile pictureJBRANDY
@JbrandyOfficial17 Mar 2025
Would you marry this kind of woman ? 😳
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Hey, So women aren’t cars. They’re actually people.
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niggas like this should be publicly executed
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son upped that bitch so quick im crying 😭😭😭
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@mrmovedathand24 Feb 2025
rewatching the dark knight, the joker was NOT playing wit niggas bro omg
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I know she ain’t just spit out the liquor and swallow the cup 😂😂😂😂😭
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“You got a sore throat?” Had me in tears all day
Jelly Santos (@MrsJellySantos) profile pictureJelly Santos
@MrsJellySantos20 Feb 2025
She’s 31 and flew herself out to chill with this 25yr old cuz she was impressed by how fine he is. She paid for everything. It went just as expected.
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I’m late as hell but Yellowstone is a wild show 😂
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Morgan wallen in his bag bro said “I guess I'm the problem and you're Ms. "Never Do No Wrong" If I'm so awful, Then why'd you stick around this long?” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Once again nothing about bro says “stable non cheating man” why are we suppressed folks ?! 😂
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I hope they stay together forever cuz if not this one gon hurt 😭
FearBuck (@FearedBuck) profile pictureFearBuck
@FearedBuck18 Jan 2025
Kai Cenat celebrates his girlfriend’s birthday ❤️
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I knew a lot of dudes were cooked when I saw grown men talking about they can’t have platonic women friends
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only in this community
aminaa ᥫ᭡. (@lilslimhoee) profile pictureaminaa ᥫ᭡.@lilslimhoee14 Jan 2025
we young as fuck , you can't expect someone to fully commit to you right now
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I hate the grocery store so much I just eat whatever the instacart person brings 😂
Jelly Santos (@MrsJellySantos) profile pictureJelly Santos
@MrsJellySantos11 Jan 2025
I think Instacart should give you the option of what shopper you want. I also think that people should rate them and if you get too many requests wrong maybe you should Idunno. Not be picked to shop for groceries. Like get pushed to the bottom of the queue.
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I can’t lie this new MacBook is fantastic
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Unfortunately I act the way I do because I can afford it
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