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We wish we could tell him it was in his best interest to run. …It was too late to run. HOPE HE HAD A GOOD LIFE.

…First Illadria’s gaze would turn to him. …Then that of her company of Hellguard. …Then those closest to the stage, slowly expanding out until the pairs of glowing eyes now directed to him numbered into the uncountable by any reasonable logic. …The air felt cold. A grievous mistake had been made. …And the only thing we can say is, HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT.

“SUCCUBI & INCUBI OF HELL, YOUR QUEEN CALLS UPON YOU… THE TIME OF OUR GREAT HARVEST HAS BEGUN! THEY BELIEVE THEIR SILLY LITTLE CHASTITY GAME WILL STOP US, BUT IT WILL DO NOTHING TO DETER OUR WAYS. EVERY COCK WILL BE DRAINED! EVERY CUNT WILL BE DRENCHED! EVERY BREAST MILKED! EVERY ASS SMACKED & GROPED & KNEADED LIKE DOUGH IN OUR SUPPLE FINGERS! THERE WILL BE NO HIDING, WHETHER THEY PARTAKE OF THIS FOOLISH CHALLENGE OF THEIRS OR NOT! NOW GO MY DARLINGS… FLY FAR & WIDE! LEAVE NO ABLE-BODIED PERSON OF LEGAL AGE THAT ISN’T CLAIMED BY THE INSTITUTION OF A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP UNTOUCHED! AS THE ASPECT OF LUST AND GRAND ARCH-SUCCUBUS QUEEN OF THE SECOND CIRCLE OF THE INFERNAL ABYSS, I HEREBY DECLARE, MAY THE GRAND HARVEST FESTIVAL… . . . B E G I N .”

Your first mistake was assume the Palace of Lust cares for who’s participating in this silly challenge. …YOUR SECOND MISTAKE WAS STEPPING INTO THE PALACE OF LUST DURING THE HARVEST MONTH.

Oh. E V E N B E T T E R .

POV: You said you were trying to do No Nut November around Illadria

ILLADRIA’S REACTION TO THIS INFORMATION:

Ladies & Gentlemen of all legal ages come one come all it’s time for: 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑹’𝑺 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑫𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑻 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑵𝑶 𝑵𝑼𝑻 𝑵𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑴𝑩𝑬𝑹!!! 1. 𝘗𝘈𝘓𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘓𝘜𝘚𝘛 A pretty self-explanatory entry, to be honest. If you tell a sex daemon you’re attempting this challenge, you’re either going to wind up chained to a bed and forced into chastity while being repeatedly & ceaselessly teased & stimulated before making you bust the fattest nut you’ll ever experience come the very second it becomes December, or get hit with the auto-climax curse and be made to endlessly discharge until your legs go numb. There is no in-between. Don’t gamble on it. 2. 𝘎𝘖𝘉𝘓𝘐𝘕 𝘉𝘓𝘈𝘊𝘒 𝘔𝘈𝘙𝘒𝘌𝘛 Unfortunately, cum is a rather popular commodity around here, especially with the lords & other higher-ups, with many of them paying top dollar for a good-quality cum cow. Telling them you’re participating is just painting a target on your back and you’ll wind up in the hands of the top “extractors” in the business. 3. 𝘈𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘙 𝘔𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘛𝘈𝘐𝘕𝘚 Turns out trying to deter yourself from climaxing all month is actually a really bad idea if you’re traversing the mountains to the north. Dragons & harpies have an incredibly easy time detecting those folks stuck with a deep need to rut, their heat like a beacon to them.

THE HALLOWED NIGHT ARRIVES, THE SHEEP WANDERS THE STREETS, AND AURROS IS PRIMED FOR THE TWILIT HOUR. …Yes, Will & Elbert are both dressed like that. …Did you forget Will’s own father is as much of a twink as he is? HE’S AN ALTAI SHEEP BEASTKIN AS WELL. Anyways, come! Join the sheepish father-son duo as they commence the spirit’s gathering… …Or pull them aside and plap those fluffy asses. I’m just the writer. I don’t judge.

…Well. This can’t be good.

…STOP THEM.

YO I JUST CAUGHT THIS BOARD GETTING *OLDER* GIT HIS ASS-

The elven prince wouldn’t even flinch as she leaned down towards him. “…Oh please. Only a vile, despicable creature would ever find themselves the need to torment an animal so wantonly for no good reason!”