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@Astolfofucker

U.N. more like poo.n. because they dont do shit?

 Hell, MI
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Joined April 2019
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Rock Solid
@ShitpostRock17h
How it feels to play SCP: Secret Laboratory and respawn as a Nine-Tailed Fox Commander
๊’ฐเงง๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธเป’๊’ฑ (@itsMeri166) profile picture๊’ฐเงง๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธเป’๊’ฑ@itsMeri166Nov 5
SCP โ€œfansโ€ when you tell them youโ€™re not a big fan of the fascist organization and you donโ€™t think anyone should have the power to decide whatโ€™s โ€œnormalโ€ and what should be locked up and experimented on for the rest of their life. (they donโ€™t play about dada foundation)
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Perfect place for an empire Crazy that nobody ever thought about that
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Time And Space (@t_swrld) profile pictureTime And Space
@t_swrldNov 6
A combined comprehensive relief map of the European continent.
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Famously, communists love America and don't wave any other flags
Pamphlets (@PamphletsY) profile picturePamphlets
@PamphletsYNov 6
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Part 47 of the New Mexico Walkthrough
Gigachadess (@GigachadessMain) profile pictureGigachadess@GigachadessMainNov 7
The old New Mexico flag is so funny to me. Shit looks like a youtube thumbnail
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Guy who makes $700k/yr: "We should expand public housing, feed the homeless, and give them dignity" Guy who makes $36k/yr: "Every hobo should be sent to work houses until they die"
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"Ireland has Irish people" ok
Bluebell Raven (@BluebellRaven) profile pictureBluebell Raven@BluebellRavenNov 7
Replying to @BluebellRaven
Ireland has Clurichauns: Goblin-like fairy figures with a deep love for alcohol, haunting cellars, pilfering liquor, and causing drunken havoc. [4/4]
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Itโ€™s like if Heroin Addict was the most important job in the world and they paid you to be high 24/7
tunmise (@tunmise7j) profile picturetunmise
@tunmise7j8h
Can any dune book reader explain why anyone would choose to become a navigator in Dune? In the world of Dune, navigators are barely human anymore. They spend years immersed in highly concentrated spice gas, causing their bodies to mutate severely until they resemble strange fish-like creatures. So, why would anyone accept such a terrible price?
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John Schmoney (@JohnSchmoney) profile picture
John Schmoney
@JohnSchmoneyNov 7
How 5 years of free palestine got me moving:
RTRussia (@RT_Russia_) profile pictureRTRussia@RT_Russia_Nov 5
Ukrainian neo-Nazis wear kippahs and visit Western Wall in Jerusalem โ€” posts with them go viral on X Users are now discovering such striking combinations Some simply call it 'modern Ukraine in one picture'
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Mr. Cowboy (@Coca_Cowboy) profile picture
Mr. Cowboy@Coca_CowboyNov 7
Radfems finally beefing with their intellectual equals: prepubescent minority children.
mas (@anthycuute) profile picturemas@anthycuuteNov 7
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A true nationalist hates his people for being retarded
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With all previous R&D and the high end of per launch cost, ten thousand launches would fund roughly 10.5 days of Medicare.
ApoStructura (@ApoStructura) profile pictureApoStructura
@ApoStructuraNov 7
This is how every US launch ever looks like vs SpaceXโ€™s 2030 launch target for Starship (10,000):
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25% of the entre Mexico population lives in The US and they currently hold protests in Mexico City saying "Gringo Go Home" because a few thousand Americans do remote work there.
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Steve Ferguson (@lsferguson) profile pictureSteve Ferguson
@lsfergusonNov 7
Why is 25% of the population of Mexico living in the United States?
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Can we get a picture of what the "Vancouver landlords" look like? I have my suspicions.
Riley Donovan (@valdombre) profile pictureRiley Donovan
@valdombreNov 6
Vancouver landlords fined $90,000 after dividing home into 21 sleeping rooms for 17 tenants. Contraventions of municipal zoning, building, electrical, safety, and fire rules.
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Every Slovenian gets his own county
Steve๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (@StefanFrancisci) profile pictureSteve๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
@StefanFrancisciNov 7
Why do Slovenia have fkin 212 subdivisions?? Are you guys crazy over there?
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2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveNov 6
Arizona Cardinals NFL player Pat Tillman celebrates his 25th birthday. He is reportedly considering cancelling his NFL contract due to the September 11 attacks.
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PAIR OF JEANS THAT FITS JUST RIGHT
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Cryptoterrestrial Society Enjoyer (@IndSocEnjoyer) profile pictureCryptoterrestrial Society Enjoyer
@IndSocEnjoyerNov 7
Cold beer on a Friday night.
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schizothotep@schizothotepNov 7
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You can see her brain shorting out in real time under the cortisol overload as her eyes start rapidly blinking. She knows she's in over her head, and she knows she looks like a bimbo in front of millions of viewers. As the interaction goes on she starts desperately looking for points of agreement or the smallest of concessions. Miller, bless his ruthless autistic soul, is completely insensate to these entreaties and just keeps pounding through her efforts at coherent speech with a verbal ice pic.
Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) profile pictureJack Posobiec
@JackPosobiecNov 6
I will never forget the day Stephen Miller went on CNN and carefully walked the host through the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 who had no clue what she was talking about at all One of the most amazing things I've ever seen on TV
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What is Rape? ๐Ÿงต
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swagabuse@aa12aftercareNov 6
They r genuinely listening to suno ai generated badass metal/techno hybrid music at work if I could attach more than 4 images this is like 12 defeated fias worth of psychic damage
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