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@Astroblast65

💥👈🤠👉💥 failed shitposter • i’ve lost more followers than you’ve ever gained • i’m that bad at this 💯

 Austin, TX
Joined April 2015
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massage gun kelly (@treswritesstuff) profile picture
massage gun kelly
@treswritesstuff6h
Lance McCullers Jr. has more World Series rings than Shohei Ohtani
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I was not prepared for Jacob Misiorowski to sound like that
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I am so happy for Brewers fans
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Nessie mid af
ghostly gwen howerton (@kissphoria) profile pictureghostly gwen howerton@kissphoria8h
the lochness monster lowkey fell off
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jennkenstein 🧟‍♀️ (@jennmckay007) profile picture
jennkenstein 🧟‍♀️@jennmckay007Oct 27
Back in the day this would obliterate a sitting president, today it’s just another silly ol day
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 27
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

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vinniemontoya🌻 (@PiperDewn) profile picture
vinniemontoya🌻@PiperDewnOct 26
Elon IS who they've been saying Soros is. Kushner IS who they say Hunter is.
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Tristan (@t_c_p_33) profile picture
Tristan@t_c_p_33Oct 26
I’ve seen dudes do this while holding a child and a beer
Jeff Bean (@sadwinnipegfan) profile pictureJeff Bean@sadwinnipegfanOct 26
No "baseball" player is capable of doing this. They need a "glove" to catch a ball which is softer than a cricket ball and is hit way slower.💀
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Baseball players have made numerous barehanded and one-handed catches in MLB games. Baseballs exit the bat at much higher speeds than struck cricket balls; cricket balls are harder and heavier. mlb.com/news/greatest-… theroar.com.au/2021/11/19/cri… diffen.com/difference/Bas… sportscentaur.com/cricket-ball-v…
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government is broke and so they're going after poor people instead of large corporations that don't pay taxes
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 26
BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to restart aggressive collections efforts against defaulted student loan borrowers, per Forbes
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Tipping Pitches@tipping_pitchesOct 25
commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) profile pictureBrooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Rob Manfred can gargle my balls
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AuxGod (@AuxGod_) profile picture
AuxGod
@AuxGod_Oct 22
was watching “Batman The Animated Series”, buddy threw for 400 yards throwing like this lol
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How the hell do people still watch the NBA?
The Athletic (@TheAthletic) profile pictureThe Athletic
@TheAthleticOct 22
Count the steps… 🎥 @SportsCenter
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elena ilana alana alina elana (@lenibriscoe) profile picture
elena ilana alana alina elana@lenibriscoeOct 17
What kind of fuck ass country has multi generational school shooting survivor families
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 17
Mom who survived school shooting coaches son through Oregon attack: 'Please be as quiet as possible' trib.al/0dxoVCa
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only here for severance (@IAmATree78) profile picture
only here for severance@IAmATree78Oct 17
Every recent Nathan Fielder project expertly touches the deep existential horror of not being able to ever fully know or understand another human being or their actions.
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Jay Cuda (@JayCuda) profile picture
Jay Cuda
@JayCudaOct 16
white sox won more playoff games than the dodgers
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Astroblast65.bsky.social (@Astroblast65) profile pictureAstroblast65.bsky.social@Astroblast65Oct 15
holy fuck i can't believe i Get to See Everything tomorrow night
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holy fuck i can't believe i Get to See Everything tomorrow night
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Shehan Jeyarajah (@ShehanJeyarajah) profile picture
Shehan Jeyarajah
@ShehanJeyarajahOct 14
Ending at The Alamo for a big battle?
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Kayla Guo (@kaylaguo_) profile pictureKayla Guo@kaylaguo_Oct 14
New @TexasTribune: Ken Paxton is setting off on a "Come And Take It" bus tour that will take him to over 30 stops across Texas and land him at the Alamo on the eve of Election Day. #TXSEN texastribune.org/2026/10/14/…
Ken Paxton to close Senate run with “Come And Take It” bus tour

Ken Paxton to close Senate run with “Come And Take It” bus tour

The Republican nominee plans to hit over 30 stops across Texas, concluding with a stop at the Alamo on the eve of Election Day, as he competes in an intensely close Senate race against Democrat James...

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Greensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceOct 14
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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