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@OfficialMLBShop hey can you check my order? I paid for expedited shipping for my sons bday present and it’s showing it won’t arrive til several days late.

@AxeBat any plan to add the flared knob to usssa or USA lineup?

My son is learning so much in 4th grade. Like today, I asked him what he had for lunch as I picked him up from school and he replied “your mom”

@tomhouse figured you’d appreciate this hot mess, Tom. Bring back real mounds!

Shouldn’t the Mets have a Bobby Bonilla bobble head game every July 1st? What am I missing?

Panera hitting the Holy Trinity of salads: Most Expensive Smallest Taste like literally nothing A truly divine experience

You know it’s going bad for Elon when even Biden is torching him lol

Lord have mercy... At least they are wearing their cowboy hats so they can cosplay as Walker Texas Ranger....

A king! Get em Mad Dog

Love paying for MLBTV and being blacked out of 2/3 of the Red Sox/White Sox series because they are on AppleTV and Peacock.. awesome! Just a tremendous customer experience!

@mavenfund I got in on TTI at $1.38 thanks to your DD when you called it the next ten bagger last January. Thanks brother

@ColeyMick Coley, if you Travis Shaw had to get a hit or you died, where would you wanna be buried?

@ac13alex you made my sons day! See ya in a few hours! Go Sox!

I think Devers knows how valuable he is to the Red Sox.

@MLBTV Hey whats the deal here - been doing this all week. start a game, it plays for a second, then kicks back to "this event will begin shortly" and never gets going.

@j_chisholm3 I gotta confess Jazz, I left you on the bench for opening day on my fantasy team. You made a fool out of me, won’t happen again… #FutureHOF

@FoolishBB feel your pain. #teamMonty

Hahah - Rogan is as bright as mop water.

Thought this was Pete Davidson

Realizing all these Californians moved to Nashville in 2021 and brought their wack-ass weather with em.