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Soften your forehead, unclench your jaw, relax your shoulders. Take a deep breath in through your nose; and out through your mouth. This is a reminder to stop holding tension in your body.
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bangin out the tunes
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Still one of my favorite cards 😂😭
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Love this one. The reactions are priceless 😭👌🏻
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The Internet is turning against the juice lies
What does everyone think of the potential “internet blackout” due to those back end vulnerabilities being exposed, do you think it’s bullshit, or do you think something serious might happen?
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Have an excellent Thursday 🐸⚡️
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Hey everyone! The break is over. I've returned. Help me find my frens
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Just a reminder that Epstein said Putin thinks Zelensky is run by israel.
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What does everyone think of the potential “internet blackout” due to those back end vulnerabilities being exposed, do you think it’s bullshit, or do you think something serious might happen?
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The internet is going into a LOCKDOWN. Hundreds of millions of websites are potentially at risk from cyberattacks. Governments, banks and major platforms have already taken their websites OFFLINE. Many are already calling it “Black October.” At the centre of the shutdowns is something most of us have never heard of, but use every day. PHP, the software behind roughly 7 in 10 websites, has two critical flaws that can let hackers break in without a password. Dubbed PHP2Shell, both are rated 9.2 out of 10 for severity. Details began circulating on Oct 20. Emergency fixes arrived the next day, but attackers were already moving. Cloudflare’s CEO says hacking attempts then jumped from thousands to MILLIONS within hours. Cybersecurity agencies across several countries are telling PHP site owners the same thing: Patch it now, or take it offline. Websites have gone dark worldwide, from government portals and hospitals to banks. CrowdStrike warns these attacks leave almost no trace, so some sites may not know if they’ve been hit. Around 2.6 MILLION internet-facing servers run PHP, potentially hosting hundreds of sites each. Over 1.1 million use older versions no longer receiving official PHP updates. Older installations may need an upgrade to a supported PHP version or a fix from their software provider. And patching does not remove a backdoor an attacker may already have planted. Cloudflare also says hackers are now tweaking their attacks to try to slip past its protections. But PHP isn’t the only security story unfolding. -Japan’s Onamae suspended ALL Desktop Cloud plans after malware was found on customer servers. -India’s eMudhra had 8 website-certificate keys so weak, one was literally the number “4”. -State Bank of India confirmed 3,897 customer records on the dark web. -Criminals used AI agents to break into 400+ Latin American banks. -Capcom confirmed a breach exposing 11.7 million email addresses. -GitLab disclosed a 10/10 severity flaw in versions going back to 2014. -LiteLLM removed a malware-containing release. Railway reported possible exposure of customer secrets. None of these has a confirmed link to PHP2Shell. We’re seeing separate breaches unfold together. The true number of incidents could take months to come out. The world is still on alert. Attacks are still coming.
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I like beef. I dislike lab grown cancer. I’d like to keep eating beef. Support your local farmers if you feel the same.
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Have an excellent Thursday 🐸⚡️
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Good Morning ☀️☕️ I know you’re tired but wash up, the weekend is coming!! Happy Thursday!
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It feels like we are living in twilight zone. What in the hell is actually going on 😭
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How is this real life 😭😭😭
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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I'm tired of the lies.
I'm tired of the propaganda.
I'm tired of the wars.
I'm tired of the excuses.
I'm tired of the empty promises.
I'm tired of the mind games. I’m tired of the humiliation rituals. I’m just tired
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The same people responsible for Covid are the ones responsible for mass migration. The same people responsible for mass migration are the ones responsible for the wars. The same people responsible for the wars are the ones responsible for censorship.
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True story.
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BEYOND. SICK. AND. TIRED. 💯💯💯
I'm tired of the lies.
I'm tired of the propaganda.
I'm tired of the wars.
I'm tired of the excuses.
I'm tired of the empty promises.
I'm tired of the mind games. I’m tired of the humiliation rituals. I’m just tired
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I’ll give you a hint… 👺👺👺
The same people responsible for Covid are the ones responsible for mass migration. The same people responsible for mass migration are the ones responsible for the wars. The same people responsible for the wars are the ones responsible for censorship.
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“Freebleeding on the ground right now” What the actual fuck is going on here?
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