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Do mfs go to porn sites to find walkthroughs of the gta missions that take place at the strip club

RIP Patrick Stewart… an actual legend, 2026 is unreal

As a society, let’s vow to only refer to eating as “pigging out” from now on

Just tried pirating the new south park episode and the video on the website was just 16 minutes of studio production logos

People on the internet when the most niche, insignificant thing happens: “oh boy i can’t wait to see how south park responds to this!”

Disliking the ai generated meme that adds nothing in a tiktok comment section even though it does nothing

Working in retail has you envious of people doing the most random things. Why am I so jealous of the old dude coming in just to get a 12 pack of vanilla ice cream sandwiches?

I can’t even begin to describe how funny this is to me. The difference between someone dressing up in a fursuit and another person consuming inedible household furniture. It’s brilliant honestly

Vince Gilligan on Season 4 of Breaking Bad: “yeah I wanted to write this storyline where Walt ruthlessly murders his son and makes a kite out of his skin, but another writer thankfully talked me out of it!”

Today is the only day you can wish them a happy birthday

Used to eat pizza with honey mustard. Glad I grew out of that phase

You know how much of a freak you have to be to fry beans and then just do it again

Every piece of media from 1990-2000: being in New York City is so cool, especially since the Twin Towers exist and nothing bad would ever happen to them