
Former senior partner at Murphy’s Law, now a lawyer for all your vore needs! Hungry for your work! (OC, lewd/NSFW, 30y, no minors or taboo etc) @OutOfOfficeLore
Lawtown, Legal Avenue
Joined October 2025
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Has this ever happened to you?
A prey backs out of becoming your meal because they’re “scared”?
Your boss fires you for “digesting the entire workforce”?
You are called a “murderer” who “eats living things”?
Don’t panic! Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore, is here for you!
Any lawyer would delight I the attention you lovely clients are giving me. However instead of salivating over me, why not accept this delicious and edible box of chocolates?
They’re refined, delicate, utterly delightful!
Most importantly THEY AREN’T ME.
I’m good! I’m great! I’m completely at ease lawyering my way out of trouble!
I just think the judge would rather be breathing fresh air and not writhing in your gut.
That’s just my legal opinion though!
Replying to @AttorneyAtVore
Whaaat? Well I didn’t say anything in specific! So how is it a threat? Just looking out for the best lawyer is all! I didn’t say anything on how I’d deal with it! ☺️
I had a look at the law and this is crazy but what you did here was threaten the court and apparently that’s ILLEGAL
Your Honour. I may have missed a month of so of court…but that hardly warrants being in contempt!
I would have thought representing an OBVIOUSLY guilty predator client was far worse than not being punctual.
If anything, keeping them out of court saves lives!
I rest my case…
A client asked me recently whether I offered any legal services pro bono!
I told them that all of my work happens without taking into account the U2 frontman. After doing some research, I understood what they meant!
The answer? No! Of course not! Food costs money after all!
Hey guys, it’s me, Mandy Lore. I’m an attorney, and I just wanted to weigh in on this.
I looked through the books and it turns out that HOLY SHIT THIS IS TEN KINDS OF ILLEGAL PLEASE DON’T DO THIS OH GOD
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When two people get married, it helps if they have the same lawyer. Think about how simple it is to represent a couple!
Now let’s say they don’t get married, and instead one eats the other.
As a representative of both halves, it’s way easier to…yes, your honour, I’m serious!
This lawyer is not for petting, but for vetting! Vetting all future clients to make sure they don’t flaunt the rules quite as much as you do…
Pfft, yeah, if you want to get all “legal” about it. Makes you sound like a nerd!
Replying to @AttorneyAtVore
“Ma’am there is a clear distinction between flirting and aggressively stuffing a person down their gullet”
Judge, this case comes down to a simple miscommunication. My client called the victim a “snack”, and the victim agreed. They called the victim a “tasty morsel” and the victim blushed.
When the victim was asked if they wanted a “lick”, they complied!
Can you see the confusion!?
Now you listen up and listen well.
I will not wear this collar, because it is a demeaning symbol of ownership!
I will however wear this collar because I look good in it and it matches my suit.
ARE WE CLEAR, MADAM!?
It is quite amusing seeing a lot of you posting the interaction circle thing with your closest followers, as I seem to appear on quite a few.
It makes perfect sense as you lot often need your lawyer.
Like, way too often.
You shouldn’t be IN TROUBLE THIS MUCH
OH MY GOD STOP
I was trying to persuade my clients to be subtle and considerate in order to avoid charges and instead they’re just…FLAUNTING THEIR EVILNESS
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How many times do I have to repeat this.
Just because you give it a cute nickname, it doesn’t excuse actual murder.
“But Mandy, I was just getting my Fall Fill! And by Fill I mean consuming a living breathing person who has the ability to vote!”
DON’T DO IT
You could just drink a lot of soup…
Replying to @AttorneyAtVore
Because my darling Mandy, normal food may be real tasty but it pales in comparison to tasty ladies
*Gently grinds my belly against you and you can feel my prey getting drained into my intestines for absorption and then I whisper in your ear*
There's no better food than women❤️
WHY MELT A PERSON INTO SOUP
WHEN YOU COULD EAT SOUP
THERE ARE COUNTLESS VARIETIES OF SOUP
ALL VERY LEGAL AND TASTY AND NUTRITIOUS
Replying to @AttorneyAtVore
Don't worry darling, everything will be just fine during the trial and you won't have to join her since we won't lose
*Gently pins you to the wall with my belly and then the outline of the woman was completely gone as my belly churned loudly and melted her down into soup*















