Bill Austin

Somebody has to play the heavy.

Coming up on 12 years. What a wild ride so far.

There are other options, Ukraine is just a flight away.

Those Chino days were rough. I lived on a ranch not far from the penitentiary. Sketch

Not sure if I could deal with talking to a girl named Savannah. It’s just too much.

Local reporter before heading out to East Palatka for some bullshit.

I guess she is pan now and absolutely nobody was asking.

Birthday girl.

Tuli talking about some sort of chlamydia outbreak. I’m out.

Tuli is here for her birthday deal. She’s all painted and powdered up.

Watching “Chicken Ranch” on Tubi, one of the rudest documentaries I’ve ever seen.

He wasn’t interesting before and he damn sure isn’t now.

I see this now and again.

She’s always counting calories now. I asked her if she wanted a treadmill and she said, “I think Botox better.” Dead

It’s a good thing I’m retired and I can keep my phone on silent, the spam calls are just unstoppable. I get at least 20 a day.

Get with it boomers, the world has changed. I’ve got like 10 years left, have had it.

This is the kind of stuff we had at Saturday matinee’s in 1977.

Local reporter headed out to cover some bull shit in Lake City.