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Author, writer, poet. Erotic author about ordinary people having hot sex. Poetry with heat. Words used right ... most of the time ... sometimes. 😊

Canada
Joined December 2019
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A Taste of Stew Erotic Stories Collection A collection of short erotic stories including all 3 of the pandemic stories; previously released separately. 7 stories in all! You'll find a wide variety of fun well written stories to enjoy high spice content buff.ly/Df6Mmaw
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Hooking up After 30 πŸ™€
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Laughed way too hard after seeing the caption
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Looking for something a little spooky, or dark, or scary? Check out the stories and poems below. Ghoulishly good! Search the list below for a Halloween Read this Halloween. There are spooky poems, funny poems, sexy nsfw stories and much more. buff.ly/a0iVZ5i
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Just so you know ALL my research is legal. Also my WIP, 3 midgets and a horse in a clown car (working title) has been put on indefinite hold ... for reasons. 😐
In 1978, American mystery writer Jack Drummond was shot dead when he tried to rob a bank. He had sent his daughter an unfinished novel called β€˜Bank Robber’ and a plan to rob three banks in a day for research purposes.
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I hear her screams. Oh so loud. They haunt my dreams. As a child I never knew her; I was too young. I never knew her, Only her bloated tongue. She died before I reached the age of nine Of an illness borne. An illness that said would soon be mine. Such... #HalloweenReads
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Read this and other Halloween stories and poems here: theauthorstew.ca/2026/10/22/… A variety of safe for work to defintiely not safe for work stories and poems all themed for Halloween. Stop by for some Halloween Reads at TheAuthorStew. ca
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Leave it to librarians to get this right. Thankful, and going to change this RIGHT NOW.
Throwing this out here for all my fellow Libby peeps
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Cringe 😬
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This is how I know I'm getting old. I'm thinking 200 people. That's a lot. I don't know if I want to be around that many people. πŸ˜‚ This is how I know I'm an erotica writer. Hmmm. I should incorporate that into a story. What character would be at a 200 person orgy? 🀣
This is why I’m never getting invited to an orgy
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Fiction - woman sneaks into rich man's house as a maid and gives him hand job. Reader's reaction = Anna Kendrick Real Life -woman sneaks into rich man's house as a maid and gives him hand job. Reaction = Anna Kendrick Lesson? Anna Kendrick needs to buy my books. 🀣
Robbie Williams revealed that a RANDOM WOMAN gave him a HANDJOB in his castle bedroom - and he had NO IDEA who she was. He woke up to a strange woman standing by his bed and assumed she was the cleaner. She offered him a handjob. He agreed. Later, he told the woman running the castle: β€œYour cleaner's weird.” β€œWe don't have cleaners on a Wednesday.” But it gets even crazier. THREE YEARS LATER, his guitarist heard the story and immediately recognized her. β€œThat's Maureen from the pub!” β€œShe said she did that but nobody believed her!” Anna Kendrick's reaction is PRICELESS. πŸ’€
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A Proper HR Training Video
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Omg Mage Breaker: Reckoning releases TOMORROW! You can still preorder today or just grab a copy tomorrow (and until the end of time!) The saga concludes!
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I finally have my foolproof Hallmark movie idea. She's a bouncy castle maker in a small town. He's an arms dealer looking for love and a way out of the game. Together they are Love Decoys for Christmas. Coming to Hallmark Christmas 2029! πŸŽ„β›„οΈ
β€œI’m not an arms dealer” is exactly what an arms dealer would say πŸ€”
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Can Li fill her inflatable Christmas decorations order, build 1000 decoy drones & bake cookies? Can Chris stay out of the hands of the Russians and still deliver his present to Li? Can you put ornaments on an inflatable tree? Find out when you watch Love Decoys for Christmas!!
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Frank Cho gag covers! Kathleen Kennedy absolutely hates these for some reason.
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It's a good day to send us some poems or stories!
We've increased our honorariums and can pay $25 for longform fiction and $15 for poem, flash, or micro-series. No fee to submit and we'll reply within three months.
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He was released into the custody of his father Richard Popadick and his mother Ima Popadick. His sister Ivana claims to have no knowledge of the incident. Detective Mamaclit says the investigation is ongoing and they are looking for help from the public.
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Man, f that cheese. - Don't mind if I do. New by Krft Adult Toys. Pocket Parmz - There's no such thing as too much cheese.
Kraft has created miniature cheese bottles that attach to bags The clips are designed to let people carry grated cheese around and add it to meals on the go
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