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Ben Evans

@AutomatedBagel

My pronouns are he/him, but you will be saying hee hee him because you will be laughing at my epic tweets so much!!!!!!!!

 I dont know, "Genius"...EARTH?
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Joined November 2013
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Good video for if you don't know what day it is youtu.be/mzotMBCJKPw
You there, boy!

You there, boy!

Here we go

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I'm making another one of my funny-looking videos, and as part of that video I NEED to post this image of my bust-up Switch Lite. Please bear with me
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hehe and haha
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#deltarunespoilers I ran the scary weird route noises through a spectrogram and got this. This can't be a coincidence.
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Scribbevil@one_pedalApr 18
friend made the fucking 0-3 baby #tomodachilife
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Me when the clocks go back for daylight savings
asbo ▪︎#1234SOME (like awesome) (@asbo_ow) profile pictureasbo ▪︎#1234SOME (like awesome)@asbo_owFeb 15
just disgusting you can just invent a 1hr pause for no real reason with no consequences and cancel all momentum lmfao
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Jesus Rocks The Cross
PJiggles (@PJiggles_) profile picturePJiggles@PJiggles_Feb 10
Apperently Mojang/Microsoft seemingly accidentally released a music album on YouTube Music called "Minecraft: Steve Rocks The Block" and then quickly deleted it about two weeks ago. It just contains the 6 Minecraft remixes from Smash Bros Ultimate. Here's the album cover
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perfect time to drop this explanation
paige (@BonerWizard) profile picturepaige@BonerWizard29 Dec 2025
every year. every year we do this. why.
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"you got any plans for New Year's Ev..."
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Watch these elves do something AMAZING to Santa
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how lucky are we!!!
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Dude said "Dude said Metroid Prime 4 looks like "Temu Halo"🤣 I couldn't agree more, Halo on the 360 looks vastly better than this. Nintendo is doing a disservice to this franchise, Metroid Prime Deserves better." 🤣 Ok
Tripster (@TRIPSTER0) profile pictureTripster
@TRIPSTER014 Nov 2025
Dude said Metroid Prime 4 looks like "Temu Halo"🤣 I couldn't agree more, Halo on the 360 looks vastly better than this. Nintendo is doing a disservice to this franchise, Metroid Prime Deserves better.
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デデンネのこと褒めてるのかなって思って翻訳ボタン押したらボロクソ言われてた 反論しようと思ったが正論すぎて何も言い返せなかった
Anthony (@KirbyCheatFurby) profile pictureAnthony@KirbyCheatFurby20 Oct 2025
straight up the shittiest attempt at security i have ever seen in anything. what are they supposed to do, keep blocks of cheese from getting in?
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Richard Madeley looks exactly like Peter Serafinowicz doing an impression of Richard Madeley
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Hello all, good to see you. I'm just here to let you know about my new YouTube video, in which Paper Pete takes a scathing look at Nintendo's latest oblong... youtu.be/R0ZdNAkpA4M
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Sign that tells people to make sure they don't walk into the sign
PEDESTRIANS Please DO NOT cross the road at this point Use the appropriate crossings (arrows to either side of sign)

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hannah!@hanerpop5 Apr 2025
instructions unclear, mouth full of lots of tiny cuts. WATCH NOW ‼️
Ben Evans (@AutomatedBagel) profile pictureBen Evans@AutomatedBagel5 Apr 2025
Maybe hashtags will help - I've released a new #youtubevideo #animation about a #sweetshopwhereallthesweetsaremadeofglass
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Maybe hashtags will help - I've released a new #youtubevideo #animation about a #sweetshopwhereallthesweetsaremadeofglass
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youtu.be/YJmsY1qiLxI?si=3bBQ…
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