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Nobody will remember:
-Your salary
-How busy you were
-How many hours you worked
People will remember:
-How you pooped on the field
-How you ran through the visitor's dugout
-How you bobbed and weaved the grounds crew
-How you made their year by doing all three
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The Clearwater Threshers anointed a new bat dog, Lily, tonight.
It didn’t exactly go as planned…
It’s Single-A for the Bat Dogs, too!
The most unrealistic thing about a movie/TV shows stereotypical “giant American breakfast” isn’t the amount of food, it’s that nobody jumps when the toast pops out of the toaster.
Kids meals are superior. They are usually a good amount of food, you get a drink, & a toy (lol), plus they are less expensive than an adult meal you might not finish. 10/10 kids meals are the best.
Trying to downsize our stuff a little & 7/11 plastic totes are Fall/Christmas decorations…I might have a problem.😅
There’s an older lady at the gym working out with a trainer & the hype music she chose was ABBA😂 love it.
The beach on holiday weekends just become a competition to see who can play the worst music the loudest.
If #TheBachelor was filmed like Big Brother their ratings would be through the roof.
Supernatural is the Grey’s Anatomy of Sci-fi TV. It has 15 season & the episodes are like an hour long😳