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@AverageJoeCraig

Sports always bring me pain and misery so I turn to reality TV-Agendas are more important than stats

 The Burg, IL
Joined June 2013
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Carter@carso0onnnNov 8
me when I throw the football of eternal pain and suffering
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Taping up the gator celly in the swamp is nasty work
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Suffering no longer...let's get you right 🤝 Meet us in the DMs!
Joe 💫 (@AverageJoeCraig) profile pictureJoe 💫@AverageJoeCraigNov 7
Replying to @FanaticsSports
I’m a Dolphins fan, I’ve suffered enough
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year 24@johnrivers131Nov 6
Yeah the NFL is out of players
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Dave Portnoy tearfully reading a land acknowledgment before every pizza review
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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Tee Higgins playing on another level. Love his style…at 6040 220…as smooth as he is and the way he takes the ball aggressively out of the air…love everything about his game.
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It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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Buck@BuckyRyan32Nov 2
2025 Dolphins Through 7 Games Record: 1-6 Point Differential: -65 2026 Dolphins Through 7 games Record: 1-6 Point Differential: -64 One team had a roster that was supposed to "win now". The other team has $180 million in dead money and the youngest roster in the NFL.
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JPL recreating every UFC meme. 😭 #UFCVegas123
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mhud@mhudggOct 30
Josh Jacobs looks #fat_as_shit #NFL #LettingHisBigAssPlayForWhat #AllThatRunningJustToGoToHellWhenHeDies
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🗣️ Tom Nolan: "He's one of my heros." 🗣️ Renato Moicano: "F*ck that Tom Nolan. I'm gonna beat your f*cking ass bro, stop that sh*t. I don't want compliments I want money." 😭😭😭
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Diego Lopes if he was a cat
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@hardcatmemesOct 27
My cat was born with a mullet
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10 years ago, Jay Ajayi gave belt to ass to the Bills with 214 yards. Gosh, it’s so beautiful even a decade later.
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Even when Achane comes back next year, Ollie Gordon needs to have a significant role on this team. He’s a stud.
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@NextGenStatsOct 25
Ollie Gordon II forced a career-high 10 missed tackles in the Dolphins’ win, just the sixth time since 2018 a Dolphins player has reached double digits. Gordon faced a stacked box (8+ defenders) on 11 carries, tied for the 2nd-most by a player this season. #MIAvsNYJ | #PhinsUp
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Just gonna leave this here
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Belief. Step inside the locker room after our Week 7 win 🔊
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