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oatmeal munchin, carrot crunchin, neep lickin, ingin sookin, gangee weerin, teuchter. Dons 🔴⚪ Huntly 🟡⚫ Dolphins 🐬

Aberdeenshire, Scotland.
Joined March 2009
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✍️ | 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗔𝗟𝗨𝗞𝗢 We are delighted to announce the signing of Sonny Aluko who has recently been a trialist with the club.
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If you can't understand this, lemme help. Jordyn Brooks could have easily been traded this off-season and gotten paid elsewhere. Who was going to pay him the most b and did that make a difference? Who knows, but I don't think he's still a Dolphin if Sully doesn't believe he understands the big picture and isn't willing to be a good soldier to the team but also a captain and leader for the youth. He's telling you right here... there's no way around it if you wanna build a consistent winner the right way. All of a sudden we have people saying we could have kept Chubb, Minkah, Waddle, and even Tua and James Daniels. Tell me you're angry and irrational without telling me you're angry and irrational. The Dolphins are setting records for dead cap and rookie playing time in the same year, yet some still can't understand why they can't just be good immediately. Can you just be honest with yourself and admit you love football and the Dolphins but maybe ya just don't understand the team building and business side of things enough. No one knows if this will work out and it's up to you if you want to believe in it or not, but I can tell you with absolute certainty that the time to judge the GM, HC, QB, and young players is NOT after 2 games. What's fair is hoping to see improvements at each of the season's checkpoints, but ultimately knowing a truly fair evaluation and opinion can't be formed until we see them in 2027. And even that would be premature for a finalized assessment. There is a plan in place but it's going to take some time before we start to see it bear any fruit. So, I'll repeat it; if you don't like it, don't watch.
For those that have forgotten. If you don't like the plan, don't watch.
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Vote for Caleb!!!! #MiamiDolphins #PhinsUp
Replying to @NFL
60%Antonio Williams
16%Josiah Trotter
9%Anthony Hill Jr.
15%Caleb Douglas
24,555 votes • Final results
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Ms Rachel is dragging Ed Sheeran and I’m here for it.
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This vile woman filed her case via the publicly-funded Ethnic Minorities Law Centre in Glasgow. She’s claiming legal aid to sue a tiny community cafe. She has already been allowed to sue the WRONG community group and they lost £7000 defending themselves against her error. She was ordered to pay back those costs, but that order won’t be enforced because she’s getting legal aid! Imagine if she sued you by mistake and it cost you £7000? Other Stornoway businesses report her shouting at staff, threatening legal action, using abusive language and insisting on her right to bring her dog onto premises. She’s a nasty piece of work and the @ScotsLegalAid should to refuse to pay for this vexatious claim against a tiny community cafe.
Claire Kellerman, daughter of MASH actress Sally Kellerman sues Outer Hebrides island cafe for refusing her dog entry Sky's @ConnorGillies visits the remote island where the community centre is facing bankruptcy after refusing entry
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Locals allege the dog killed the cafe cat and attacked animals; Kellerman denies, saying a cat attacked her. It is owner-trained. She first sued the wrong body, costing £7k unrecovered via legal aid. Community raised over £50k crowdfunding. thenational.scot/news/26502019.… welovestornoway.com/index.php/arti… bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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Been seeing some weird takes on here on the Aberdeen performance vs Rangers. Thought abdn were really decent, had good control out of possession in 1st half but couldn’t keep it in opposition half, changed at half time to move one midfielder central/deeper (I thought it was to protect against Rangers countering through the middle and worked), had better control in 2nd but couldn’t really create. Loads of short combination passes we never ever usually see at Pittodrie, occasional balls into space behind which made perfect sense, and just weren’t quite good enough. It’s an entirely new team. There’s plenty that could be done differently - and I think specifically to McInnes’ man to man marking - but if you think that was a bad Aberdeen performance I don’t really know what you expect or have been watching the last 3 or 4 years 👍
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Ref Matthew MacDermid biased against Rangers?! Look at the state of this blatant pullback of Aremu by Lawrence Shankland - no yellow card
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David Ojabo ready for tonight’s match! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Me: “Have you been enjoying yourself in Miami?” Tartan Army: “Funny you should ask…” More on @itvnews soon.
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Now try explaining why its our unofficial anthem!
Le acabo de explicar a mi mujer que Baccara era un grupo español formado por una mujer de Logroño y otra de Madrid. En 1977 sacaron el hit ‘Yes Sir, I Can Boogie’ y hoy los escoceses lo asumen como himno extraoficial. Le explotó la cabeza. 🤯
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Joe Stephen retweeted
The Tartan Army will win the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ScotlandNT | @heykayadams
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland bundle anyone? 👀 👉🏼 1 x Scotland shirt (certain sizes) 👉🏼 1 x Reversible Scotland bucket hat 👉🏼 1 x Pack of 3 Scotland socks 👉🏼 1 x Scotland fixtures beer cooler 👉🏼 1 x Scotland pint glass 👉🏼 1 x Scarf 👉🏼 1 x Cap Repost & follow @bettingvillage to enter! 18+ only
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Craig Gordon and the @ScotlandNT checking in with David Ojabo and the @MiamiDolphins 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐬
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