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KB

@Average__e

Retweets aren’t endorsements| Opinions are my own and not the views of my Employer

 Houston, TX
Joined February 2012
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Not if you’re handsome
CSK 🧢 (@Celebritysk_) profile pictureCSK 🧢
@Celebritysk_Oct 26
Female bosses are the worst thing that can happen to you.
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kingu (@KinguOG) profile picture
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@KinguOGOct 24
gf asking me “what’re we doing for my birthday” my portfolio is down -70% i DONT give a fuck 😂😂
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You later tonight
Durag al Gaib (@TheDuragGeneral) profile pictureDurag al Gaib
@TheDuragGeneralOct 24
I’m crazy if I mix Celsius with room temperature Hennessy? Lmk
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You try to support small businesses and a peanut butter & jelly sandwich $32
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Wait for it... FROM is now on Netflix.
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niggas delete instagram and think they become Socrates
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#SaveThatShitForDisneyChannel
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This was a Saturday morning cartoon PPV event.
Pokemon Posts (@PkmnPost) profile picturePokemon Posts@PkmnPostOct 14
Ash's Charizard vs Blaine's Magmar 🔥
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Y’all gotta let that high school fame go, you on drugs now & unemployed!
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what the fuck are people going through
venus 🕷️ (@venussgardenn) profile picturevenus 🕷️@venussgardennOct 14
kissing someone and their TONSIL STONES falling in your mouth is the NASTIEST shit i’ve ever heard in my life 😵‍💫🤢
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:p (@UnkleDell) profile picture
:p@UnkleDellOct 15
niggas be telling chatgpt thanks
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Kristaps Porzingis (@kporzee) profile pictureKristaps Porzingis
@kporzeeOct 14
Replying to @kporzee
I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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Lmfaooooooooo
Kristaps Porzingis (@kporzee) profile pictureKristaps Porzingis
@kporzeeOct 14
Replying to @kporzee
I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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Your favorite quarterback isn’t ending a CB career and hitting a celly this nasty after
Mina Kimes (@minakimes) profile pictureMina Kimes
@minakimesOct 13
Replying to @clarencehilljr
Jameis is starting in the league rn!
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THIS NIGGA IN THE CLUB WITH A BAG FULL OF JEANS 😭😭😭
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaOct 13
$270,000 on Chrome Heart jeans is insane bro
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Yamamoto when he can’t spam curveballs
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@fliffOct 13
Shohei Ohtani in 2026
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Tua threw the pick than took everything off and jogged off like the job was done 😭😭😭
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The Commanders and Giants in overtime
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sometimes a tweet is so good it just stops you in your tracks
Hoodville (@Hoodville_) profile pictureHoodville
@Hoodville_Oct 10
POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz
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