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The Corner of Edgar and Dave
Joined September 2023
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This is what happens when you pay all that $ for someone who doesn’t wanna be there. It used to mean something to dawn that purple and gold. Why do you think we all stayed after the 2021 season? Either you love UW or you don’t. If not, the gtfo 🤷🏽‍♂️ Go Huskies baby
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The Happy Totals! #FarewellRick
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Oregon getting embarrassed by Oklahoma State one week, then beating Portland State 84-0 the next, is the college football equivalent of a 16-year-old bully getting punched in the face… then finding a 9-year-old to beat up so he can feel tough again. 🏈
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Dan Wilson is the worst manager in Mariners history
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BIG DUMPER FOR A THIRD TIME 😱 Cal Raleigh has the first 3-homer game of his career!
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Cole Young goes back-to-back with Cal Raleigh! The @Mariners have hit 4 homers tonight 💪
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In the last 30 days Taylor Ward is batting .136 with an .208 OBP, on a measly 6 hits He is dead last in OBP, hits and slug amongst all active Mariners players. 3.6 million dollar mistake
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josh naylor, the scorpion king 🦂 #tridentsup
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Seattle Mariners top 100 prospect Michael Arroyo is at T-Mobile Park today. #Mariners #TridentsUp
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For what it’s worth Fuck this team but Shout out to @AvgMarinersFan_ @MarinersGlaze @strain4brain @TridentTrue @AngryMariners Follow these guys if your aren’t already
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I think it is safe to say the most disappointing team in the American League so far this year has been the Seattle Mariners
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remember when we got bent over by this team 2 weeks ago? ya they haven't won a game since. we are that bad
The Marlins have now lost 11 straight and are below .500 for the first time since June 17th
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Dude. I mean your team is one of worst hitting teams in the MLB and you have this guy literally 15 miles from your home stadium. I just do not see how you don’t give this kid some MLB at bats. What the hell do you have to lose man
Michael Arroyo since his promotion to Tacoma: 13G, .362/.409/.586/.995, 21H, 5 2B, 1 3B, 2HR, 13R, 14RBI, 4BB, 2HBP, 11K, 2SF, 2SB.
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Wild that Jimothy the Raccoon has more of a spine than Dan Wilson
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How I look at the bottle of Tito’s on my counter at 4:59pm on a Friday
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Matt Freese when his country needs him the most
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Europeans a month ago: “This US team is a joke. They have zero chance.” Europeans today, after the red card reversal: “If the US wins it all, they won’t have earned it.” Crazy how fast it went from “not good enough to be here” to “so dangerous we need to pre-discredit them.”
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To all the Europeans clutching their pearls over this after spending the last several days Eurosplaining the sport to us, let me explain it to you. Even if Balogun deserved a red (he didn’t), the referee misused VAR under FIFA’s own rules. That resulted in a red card that couldn’t be appealed. FIFA then correctly used Article 27 to review and suspend the ban because the initial VAR error led to an unappealable decision.
This makes a mockery of the whole tournament. If the USMNT win, Belgium will have every right to feel cheated, meanwhile the USA’s victory - by their best ever generation of players - will forever be tainted by accusations of favouritism and corruption. It’s bad for everyone.
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Balogun Red Card Messi No red card
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