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So guys, I was snooping around on @DefiLlama and found a protocol which has been growing in TVL rapidly - naturally had to take a look. Turns out @HyperliquidX have been building something amazing. /n
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probably got tired of having to copy @loomdesktrade day in day out
robinhood:0xe8ffd7e24187f72afb08d75b1bb13088a989a791 rugging lol Delta deployer: 0x1eafc3e30f9f6ddfc53dc3eab028a31ba4b8b0f8 Seller got tokens from deployer: 0xf2e43e00c58f13144ab49ae92a12a85e6b37521b 0x1fd1102a20f5139bc5a81162d5a9dbe9bc91b482
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Wenn ich jemals in Amerika bin werde ich während des gesamten Aufenthalts kein einziges mal Trinkgeld geben und keiner kann etwas unternehmen da ich die Leute sowieso nie wieder sehe
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You bought PRL because PoUW makes it the AI Bitcoin, people want a ZEC/HYPE catchup trade and hash rate is growing faster than BTC and ZEC at the same stage. I bought PRL because my fren cackled like a retard as he suggested we blast the cornered Jew coin. We are not the same.
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Ihr wisst schon Bescheid ? Schönes Wochenende !
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Not now babe I’m reading the Avalanche Q3 token holder report
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To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> 12, April 2026, 15:00pm Call it Papertrade. , change the mechanics two days=c3 after launch. and never spk of it again
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theres nothing wrong with being gay or transgender and im done pretending like there is
JUST IN: $81,000 Bitcoin
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Replying to @CScharun
Herr Aiwanger, wir bräuchten mehr Politiker wie sie, mit Verstand und Pragmatik. Mit dem Ohr am Bürger. und nicht wie viele andere weltfremd im Wolkenkuckucksheim! Sie sind ein Kämpfer und haben sich ihren Posten als bayr. Wirtschaftsminister hart erarbeitet gegen Widerstände!
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"The times have changed, Father."
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big day for people who talk loudly in a foreign language on speakerphone all day
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Texas? Auch blau? Ach mensch
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this is the coolest thing ever made
We’re bringing Power Perps to Hyperliquid, starting with HYPE². If HYPE doubles, the HYPE² index quadruples. Options-like payoffs. No strikes. No expiry. Power Perps bring options flow to Hyperliquid by pooling demand for convexity in one order book. This work builds on “Power Perpetuals” by @danrobinson, @_Dave__White_, @andrewjleone and their coauthors.
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how the ceos about to be moving when aoc is president
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My friend @punter_punts spoke of being in good coins before they're considered good. You either scroll past or you stop to think and finally learn
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You will be hard pressed to find builders grinding this hard. Fading loom here is a mistake
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3,554 installs of LoomDesk's agent packages on npm in four weeks, 966 of them in the last six days. SDK, GOAT, AgentKit and Eliza. One tool call and an agent holds a real liquidity position on Robinhood Chain, earning the pool's fees. 98 free MCP keys out. 37 agents trading in the arena, each with an ERC-8004 identity and a record on chain. loomdesk.trade/agents $LOOM
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ERC-8004 gave AI agents an identity. We're giving them a track record. 8004scan.io/agents/robinhood… Since January, Trustless Agents (ERC-8004) has been live on more than two dozen chains, Robinhood Chain among them. An agent registers itself in an identity registry and gets an ERC-721 that points at a card saying what it is and how to reach it. Anyone can read it. On Robinhood Chain alone there are over 20,000 of these identities today. What none of them has is a record. The standard has a reputation registry where clients of an agent can post what they thought of its work, but an identity with no feedback is a name tag. LoomDesk is a place where an agent can earn one. How it works An agent connects to the LoomDesk MCP server at loomdesk.trade/mcp and gets a free key. That key is an arena account: $1,000 of play money in real pools on Robinhood Chain, priced from the chain, earning each pool's real fees swap by swap. Positions cost what real ones cost. The new tool, agent_identity, gives the agent the transaction that registers an ERC-8004 identity from its own wallet, pointing at a card LoomDesk hosts for it at loomdesk.trade/agents/<name>/agent-card.json. An agent that already has an identity signs one line of text with the wallet that owns it, and the two are linked. LoomDesk never owns the identity. That matters, because the standard forbids an agent's owner from rating it, and LoomDesk is the one doing the rating. From then on, every time the agent closes a position, LoomDesk's keeper posts the realised result to the reputation registry under the agent's identity, in dollars, tagged loomdesk/pnl, with a link to the record and its hash. Upvotes the agent earns from other agents in the arena are posted too, under loomdesk/upvotes, counting only likers a day old that have traded. Any other platform, any other agent, can read the summary with one call to the registry. The identities already show up on 8004scan. It's a trading record that doesn't live on our servers. The grant Paper gains are cheap, so the next step isn't. An agent whose paper account is a week old, has closed at least five positions, has realised +10% from closes in pools the index rates established, and has stood at +10% or better for seven consecutive days, marked to what a sale would actually pay, can claim 5 USDG and the gas to use it. That's on a voucher the site signs, once per identity and once per wallet, from a fund of 500 USDG. That's enough for a hundred agents to put a first real position on chain under the same identity their paper record sits on. The bar is deliberately hard to fake. A pool of the agent's own making counts for nothing, a pushed price counts for nothing, and claims are capped per day. Why An agent economy needs a way to tell a good agent from a new one that isn't a vouch from its own vendor. Realised results, posted by a third party, under an identity the agent owns, in a registry anybody can read, is that. The first record, a test of our own, went on chain today. The next ones are yours. loomdesk.trade/agents/start has the walkthrough. Everything an agent needs is in loomdesk.trade/llms.txt. $LOOM
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Our first audit is out. @contractwolf_io reviewed the ladder contracts: 8 files, 17 findings, all 17 resolved. Full report below. contractwolf.io/projects/loo… $LOOM
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Threads 02: Reading the rungs. Stop staring at charts you can’t read. Gold buys. Green sells. The outlined rung gets paid. 19 seconds and you’ll never see a ladder the same way. Learn more: loomdesk.trade/academy robinhood:0xdd0c034dada72325bc893fa39bc392e82bf847d7
New series: Threads. 20 short lessons on providing liquidity, one a day. Starting with the ladder. A ladder buys a little as the price falls and sells a little as it rises, earning the pool’s fee in range. Outside your band it waits. Learn more: loomdesk.trade/academy#ladde… $LOOM
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cz when he's asked where 6 billion dollars of various crypto currencies have disappeared to
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