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Awkward Human

@AwkwardHSG

Covering the world's awkward moments by book, podcast, blog, and social media.

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2013
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Jeffrey Jay@HeyJeffreyJay4 Nov 2017
I shaved my head to be 11, but didn't think ahead I looked like a cute teen before & now I look like a white supremacist who needs a haircut
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I was once a beast. True story. xitter.gq/sauzebot/status/926592…
Montgomery Jus (@SauzeBot) profile pictureMontgomery Jus@SauzeBot3 Nov 2017
Replying to @sikkdays
user @sikkdays is no longer a beast
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The idea of making a joke IRL and then adding a hashtag is funny once. Not when it is done 17 times by the table at the cafe near me.
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Happy THORsday!!!! NSFW Thor: Ragnarok now available for my $3+ patrons! Check out patreon.com/stevenhgarcia for more sexy drawings!
Image from Art of Steve H. Garcia (@StevenHGarcia)
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Gotta remember to use that word.#Splorry #GiantDays #BoomBox
Image from Richard Gonna-Take-A-Quick-Nap Cardenas (@LeRichardC)
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Fall madly in love with yourself. The world can't see the you, you don't know.
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If your nose was covered by snow & the white stuff surrounded your tiny eyes, you'd be worried too. #pumpkincarvin… ift.tt/2gUrJRx
Image from Christopher Sikkenga (@sikkdays)
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If you have to tweet this, I think it is you who has the sad life... xitter.gq/kattimpf/status/925730…
Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) profile pictureKat Timpf
@KatTimpf1 Nov 2017
If you are now getting excited for Christmas & Christmas music then that is sad. You have a sad life. You are a sad person with a sad life.
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How can there be so much and in this world, in me? #arttherapy #mentalhealth #yegsky #albertasky ift.tt/2znDtap
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This movie looks fucking bananas!!! I’m so excited!!! xitter.gq/itonyamovie/status/925…
ITonyaMovie (@ITonyaMovie) profile pictureITonyaMovie
@ITonyaMovie1 Nov 2017
Winners find an edge. Icons go over it. #ITonya coming to theaters December.
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I've grown so much this #inktober #inktober2017 so has my waist. #mentalhealth #arttherapy ift.tt/2h15tt8
Image from Christopher Sikkenga (@sikkdays)
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*Logs into Evernote hesitantly as he knows he will not get annoying spam email telling him of news he’s been “missing” about the product.*
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Shh. I spent a lot of money on Japanese steel and got in trouble! 😅 xitter.gq/montrealsauce/status/9…
Montreal Sauce (@MontrealSauce) profile pictureMontreal Sauce@MontrealSauce31 Oct 2017
Thanks to our patrons we were able to treat our guest @stump_kitchen to a fun class at @knifewearyeg! patreon.com/posts/giving-bac…
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Overwhelming emotions transport many of us to a child-like state. #inktober #inktober2017 #arttherapy #mentalhealth ift.tt/2lxDBxV
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My pumpkin has some anxiety. He's worried you won't check out our Halloween special over at montrealsauce.… ift.tt/2hoi8TA
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In case you missed it- My insecurity has turned me into a car alarm. savethis.space/2017/alarming…
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It's almost All Hallow's Eve. Listen to a witchy new episode of #TheMotivationReport with help from @KatieMcCuen! motivationreport.com/thewitc…
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Thanks to @pauld, @ArturoVM and @danieljhogan for all the fun. I'm glad we didn't use my map to navigate or we'd still be there. 😵 xitter.gq/MontrealSauce/status/9…
Montreal Sauce (@MontrealSauce) profile pictureMontreal Sauce@MontrealSauce30 Oct 2017
The Halloween special is up! Remember that Lipps Inc song, "Won't you take me to Pumpkin Town?" montrealsauce.com/2017/10/29…
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A group of butterflies is called a kaleidoscope. #inktober #inktober2017 ift.tt/2hmZLi6
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We look to the clouds with envy as they drift along in the wind without worries. #arttherapy #mentalhealth #albert… ift.tt/2yexXXq
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