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🎃 kellie 🎃

@AwkwardSquirtle

Irish. My main talent is fitting my hand into a Pringles can. Paramore, reading & horror 🖤 https://xitter.gq/t.co/4tDAaq4enJ

 telford, yikes
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Joined September 2011
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Congratulations Spain!!! 🥳🥳 #ESPARG
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That being said, I just watch football for funsies. Would love to support Ireland but they never qualify 😭
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I can’t get over that one clip of Bellingham running with the ball, Argentina player just shoves him on the ground and nothing was said. Sums up the whole match really, wild.
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@heavensbvnnyJul 14
Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.
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cav empty@cavempty_Jul 10
incredibly sleepy i think i’ll.. stay up for 3 more hours doing nothing really
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bonﹺ@fwrostingJul 11
when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life
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Tony D@tonydpoisonJul 10
That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh
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Jude Bellingham is the peoples princess
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@_ayandamayJul 9
Of fucking course there's multiple medical breakthroughs on endometriosis when it's found that men can get it too. OF FUCKING COURSE.
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Joe@andjustliketwatJul 10
£3.99 for a KFC Mini Fillet Burger which used to be 99p. They’ve lost their Kentucky fried fucking minds.
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I haaaaaate Birmingham Academy as a venue. It’s always completely overcrowded, you literally cannot move around and this is wild especially during a heatwave. It’s so dangerous 😩
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Connor’s mom ordered one of those cooling towels to my house bc she knows I struggle so much in the heat. She’s a SWEET ANGEL.
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Popping on to check on everyone who has been in the midst of this heatwave this week. Stay strong 😭✌️
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horse@horsetwtingApr 30
fuck you
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@cowincrisisApr 30
horses always clopping. just walk normally. fucking idiots.
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@mnchiesApr 18
Everyone wants a gamer gf until she’s gaming all day
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I’ve come out of twitter retirement to say that I’m visiting back home in Ireland and I fucking LOVE CURRY CHEESE CHIPS and I hate English chip shop curry, it’s an abomination, WHY DOESN’T IT HAVE ANY SPICE
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I love that since my little sister turned 18, she just constantly asks me to come to spoons with her and her gf. We raised her well 🥰🤣
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Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you’re all having a lovely day full of good vibes, good food and spending time with your loved ones. If you’re alone this Christmas, I’m sending you extra love ❤️
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I just miss yapping on twitter tbh, I yearn to yap
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In the time that I’ve been gone from Twitter, I’ve celebrated my 1 year anniversary with my wonderful boyfriend, gone to too many gigs to count, become obsessed with playing Overwatch 2 and sorted out some of my health issues. It’s been a great year 🥰
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