Joined January 2013
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Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️
Scientists in Japan have figured out how to make cancer cells end themselves. They forced cancer cells to poison themselves by creating a toxin that reacts with carbon monoxide, causing the toxin to only affect cancer cells. Normal cells were unharmed in lab tests.
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Ptddddr l’inspi de batard
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I’m never leaving this app😭😭😭
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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Gay people really are so fucking funny
Me after spreading my hole open at the orgy
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"La traducción simultánea unirá a los pueblos del mundo" Los pueblos del mundo desde la traducción simultánea:
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korra destroyed the world so that the next avatar wouldn’t say six seven
thank god korra ended the world shit was getting to advanced i did not wanna see the next avatar be an ipad baby or some shit
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“Twitter is for porn” Me after reading the stupidest tweet known to the human kind:
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a #true gleek is both
there are two types of gleeks right now
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Je mange avec mes collègues et je constate que deux ont le même Tupperware avec le même repas dedans.
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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i used to just tweet anything
me pretending to be a dog so tom and zendaya can adopt me
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satan will return as lucifer in dante's inferno
Lea Michele will return as Rachel Berry in the ‘GLEE’ reboot. 🔗 variety.com/2026/tv/news/lea…
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Replying to @JulieFauvePro
Pisser dans l’anus et aspirer avec une paille qui avait servi la veille pour un lavement de nez
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i’m never deleting this app
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Sister, what did you record this with???? your eyes!?
Steak 🥩 frites with lemon garlic sautéed broccolini and peppercorn sauce. #Dinner Refresher: strawberry lemonade 🍓🍋
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The type of shit I retweeted after I busted full load to gang bang porn
Lotus in rain 🌧️
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After his first touch, they already knew how things were going to end
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MEU CORAÇÃO DESCEU PRO ESTOMAGO
Motor sürerken kaskın önemi...
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