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@elonmusk your companies are failing due to your repellent personality. Nobody has laughed at your jokes with warmth in their heart in your entire life. You should do it as soon as possible
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Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
.@LHSummers hey man, saw your Twitter handle on one of those Epstein emails and thought I might check out your account
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She dodges sniper fire. #SaySomethingNiceAboutHillary
a fraud, a loser, and a south african walk into a bar. the barman says "get out of my bar elon musk, i don't serve known dog fuckers"
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Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine.
Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.
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No one is above the law.
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On December 1, 2024, President Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, for crimes covering nearly 11 years of “offenses against the United States which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024.”
whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/…
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why was Matt Gaetz at high schools so often. what’s up with that one tho lmao
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This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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Alarmingly younger politically naïve gf: Daddy can you take me to my first DSA meeting? ^__^
Me: *thinking about how I’ve been banned from every organizing space* The pandemmy’s still not over, kitten. We’ll have to mask up
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Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities.
kamalaharris.org/opportunity…
