Uncle B2

INTC down 30% .. O M G guess Intel is no longer inside

[IRA] 2x /ES PS for $150 in 45min #scoopyscoopy

OMG .. I think all my normal buy dip ETFs are set to closing only

guess we'll have yet another weekend of 'Black Monday' talk but me? .. I'm just waiting another 2 weeks to start hearing about 'Santa Claus Rally'

I get the feeling this market move may suddenly resolve after midterms . . . 🤔

GTC couple earning trades this morning $AMZN strangle for $262 $SBUX p-Diag for $150

I'm thinking of leaving @tastytrade just because they make me confirm the same identify 20 times a day .. dude, just stop it already

closed $BA strangle for $36 10% in an hour, um, ok, thanks

$113 in 3min with $XSP #scoopyscoopy MOC play [hat tip @Handelstats]

GOOD NEWS @optionsuncapped !! seeing your portfolio today, since you'll be applying for jobs 'in the real world' shortly, I confirmed that when working for Starbucks you will get an employee discount for your month-a-versaries !!

let me get my shock face .. I know it's around here somewhere

EA Shuts Down BioWare, Cancels Next Mass Effect -- I guess FANS are NOT in the Game 😢

even scarier than @Tomunderwater saying "Day 1" is @optionsuncapped saying "ooh, I like this setup A LOT!"

needs a little practice to get right, but grilling pizza and hotdog, what could be more Americana?

$133 overnight JL in $NFLX earnings [hat tip creators of the strat @LIZJNYshow]

the hype for yet another Elizabeth Holmes documentary seems odd :: HBO did docu Out for Blood in Silicon Valley, Hulu did series The Dropout (iirc was really good), do we need yet another rehash?

TTv2 PC :: chose to replace existing working order in right-gutter and @tastytrade decided to 'open' 9 extra PUTS .. good job team 👍

tried 2 /MES scalps this morning .. first one +$18 in 4 minutes. Second one -$50 in 2 minutes. Net -$34, negative as usual, for me 🥲 note to self: remember, this is why we don't try this method, you suck at it!!

I dislike sites that fail because "third party cookies" are blocked, but still won't work after enabling them. Here's an idea web developers .. tell us WHICH SITES need cookies for your site to work! #UselessPonderings

closed $JPM earnings IC for $55 (played monthly strangle with BPR wings so didn't expect much)