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Joined September 2009
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Guys, stop connecting your freezers to the internet. Just pay somebody to watch it.
Suspected cyberattacks just hit refrigeration systems in dozens of supermarkets across Sweden, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Estonia, Ireland & Finland. Attackers remotely raised temperatures to ~50°C, spoiling large amounts of food. This follows a nearly identical hack in France three weeks ago. There is also right now a substation failure in Washington, D.C. that has knocked out power to places like Foggy Bottom (State Department). I'm sure it's nothing. #CyberAttack #CriticalInfrastructure
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More people are waking up to my idea to revive asperger's but to get away from it's controversial origins, we name it after two of the most uncontroversial people with our shared condition, my proposal: Elon-Greta Syndrome.
I really miss the Asperger's label even though I like why we dropped it. I'm autistic, but having a separate label for people like me who have what used to be called Asperger's was helpful. People get confused by the idea someone like me is autistic, which is WHY so many people now claim mere quirky weirdos are claiming we're autistic 😭 Hell, if I say I have level 1 autism, the new term, it just leads to even more pushback! There is no winning! Once upon a time, I could just say I'm an Aspie, and far more people accepted that & understood 😢
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>2027 >wake up and go to bathroom >Iran has hacked the smart toilet servers, cant flush >wander to kitchen >A North Korean cyberattack has taken my smart coffee machine offline >”ok I’ll just boil water on the stove” >smart sink bricked by Russian DDoS >smart stove offline because I forgot to pay my stove subscription again >fml >”maybe a movie will distract me” >try to turn on smart TV >I’ve been banned from my smart remote bc it overheard me criticizing Israel >mfw
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Republicans: absolute winners at losing. (might delete on Tuesday evening, idk)
Replying to @elonmusk
What’s coming was avoidable, but Republicans in Congress let Trump start a war, increase spending, arm a genocide, betray MAHA, and cover up for Epstein’s coconspirators. I was ousted with over $30 million of foreign lobby money for refusing to go along, and here we are.
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🤖 Made with AI
Congresswoman Stevens is not a current member of the Michigan Democratic Party, nor will she be in the future.
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blood and gore
obsessed with animals that ate berries and look like they’re covered un blood and gore
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The American system is designed to maximize GDP and sacrifice things the left wants like free healthcare and public transportation, and also things the right wants like traditional gender roles and immigration rates inflexibly fixed at the low, 1950s level. This produces perennial dissatisfaction from the masses, and so there’s always a political market for political entrepreneurs pretending to sell these things which the American system can’t actually deliver. Nobody ever runs and says “to get you your free healthcare / public transportation / traditional gender roles / permanently low immigration, we’ll have to stop GDP maximizing.” Or alternately: “to deliver any of those things, we’ll need to do a risky, developmentalist moonshot to keep GDP afloat, like fusion power.” They don’t say that either. Even politicians fluent in revolutionary rhetoric (Bernie etc) won’t say that. They all proceed as if the American system can stay in place but “also” there can fully paid universal 6 month parental leave, or “also” there can be religiously motivated anti-AI limitations. Anyway, that’s why everyone feels betrayed every 2-4 years. What’s more, memories are poor: people always think “their” current wave is the one to break the cycle, the wave to end all waves. Instead, they’ll get into “power,” in their minor, symbolic, and circular way, do their stint of managerial paper-pushing on behalf of the American system, and not deliver anything they had promised which was in defiance of the American system.
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We are everyone’s favorite moral dilemma!
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I don't even live in Texas. I can't imagine how many texts from the Talarico campaign you poor souls are getting on an hourly basis.
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Have a safe Halloween!
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Happy Halloween!
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GREGORY NO PUT JUPITER BACK
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Hey bud North Korea is that way
Large candy bars are the considered the holy grail, but giving them out on Halloween missed the point of the holiday, @ibogost argued in 2017: theatln.tc/0pZou0zj
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Incredible hoist rescue! 🐕 #LACoFD firefighters pulled this German Shepherd to safety after it got trapped in the California Aqueduct in Palmdale today. Strong work by our firefighters! 🚒 🎥 @FOXLA
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trick-or-treat
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*sips coffee* “I wonder what man made horrors beyond comprehension will happen today?”
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These things are just popping up everywhere!
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Suskityrannus, the coyote tyrant, was a tyrannosauroid from the American Southwest. #FossilFriday
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