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BDSMetroid & NSFW posts. DMs are open if you liked my posts or replies and want to discuss them (especially if you want to talk NSFW). 😉 Minors — DNI. 🤭

Somewhere In Europe (🇨🇿)
Joined November 2025
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Redead takes real good care of Link.
SUCH A GOOD BOY 😈
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Okay, that's enough hockey tweets for a bit. 😅
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Yeah, we do. 😈 And it's not just us. Norway, Denmark, Latvia ... teams you used to beat 10-0 have all beaten you in various IIHF tournaments in massive upsets in the past couple of years! Seeing cocky Canadians finally getting humbled feels *SO* good! 😅
Replying to @HockeyCanada
How do we consistently struggle against the Czech? Women’s worlds, men’s worlds, world juniors… they just own us.
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European countries love watching the cocky Canadians getting absolutely pounded by weaker underdog hockey teams. Almost every underdog European country has pumped them at WC/WJC tournaments in the past few years and it feels *SO* good. Here's my favorite! youtu.be/fyGsH3MVLMs?si=7cTJ…
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We came so close to finishing off Canada today! It almost happened at the Olympics, and it almost happened here. Some day, the “weak underdog Czechia” will pump cocky Canada and humble them hard. Cannot wait for the day!
OHLASY @narodnitymzen po čtvrtfinále s 🇨🇦 Ivo Mocek, kouč: „Svým výkonem jsme zatlačili nejlepší tým světa ke zdi. Šlo vidět, že Kanaďanky byly nervózní, chvíli nevěděly, co dělat s kotoučem, a bylo to jen naší prací a výkonem. Takové výkony musíme podávat i proti ‚papírově‘ slabším týmům, protože jen my můžeme být sami sobě největším soupeřem. Faul Kaltounkové v závěru? To je vyloučení, kdy já sudím nerozumím a dneska to byl další případ. Ovlivnilo to konec zápasu, vyloučení to nebylo.“ Klára Peslarová, brankářka: „Před utkáním jsme si sedly, vyříkaly si to dusno, které nás trápilo. Každá to vzala po svém, zamyslela se nad tím a každá z nás tam pak nechala stoprocentní výkon.“ Kristýna Kaltounková, útočnice: „Mám terč na zádech. Občas nevím, jestli to rozhodčí vidí, nebo ne. Dostávám krosčeky a bůhví co všechno. Pak mám puk, snažím si ho pokrýt, ale vysoká a silná Laura Stacey do mě vrazí – tak potom si ji logicky chcete odmítnout rukou. Vylítne vám automaticky a nemyslím, že tam ode mě byl úmysl.“ Aneta Tejralová, kapitánka: „Je to taková rakovina v našem týmu – být favoritem je pro nás těžké. Paradoxně je lepší hrát proti takto kvalitnímu mančaftu a nic neztrácet. Takové zápasy s Amerikou a Kanadou potřebujeme, aby nás to hnalo dál. Ale takto na začátku si zkazit MS už příště nesmíme.“
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Proud of 🇨🇿 for playing their best game of the tournament! We were so close to pulling off one of the biggest upsets in hockey history. Cocky Canadians got absolutely pumped in the third period too. If we stay out of the penalty box, we beat them. 😭
GAME OVER! See you Sunday in the semifinals. 🇨🇦🇨🇿 MATCH FINI! On se retrouve dimanche pour la demi-finale! 🇨🇦🇨🇿 📊 hc.hockey/WWC111326 📊 hc.hockey/CMF111326 #WomensWorlds | #MondialFéminin
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YES! 😈
🇨🇿 scores... 3-2 🇨🇦. La 🇨🇿 marque... 3-2 🇨🇦. #WomensWorlds | #MondialFéminin
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C'MON! 😈
🇨🇿 scores... 2-1 🇨🇦. La 🇨🇿 marque... 2-1 🇨🇦. #WomensWorlds | #MondialFéminin
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GO CZECHIA GO! It would be an early Christmas present and an impossible upset if we somehow pounded cocky Canada! But anything is possible! 🙏🇨🇿🙏
AFTER 1 | 🇨🇦 outshoots 🇨🇿 11-4, but we are goalless. APRÈS 20 MIN | Le 🇨🇦 domine la 🇨🇿 11-4 au chapitre des tirs au but, mais c’est toujours 0-0. 📊 hc.hockey/WWC111326 📊 hc.hockey/CMF111326 #WomensWorlds | #MondialFéminin
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Going to make sure Jason gets used by everyone and everything in Leonida. 🤤
Я походу плойку и гта 6 покупаю:
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You just know Captain Falcon would rail her with no hesitation.
Zero Suit Samuss won 3rd place of November poll! (1/2)
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Look at that cocky pretty boy getting squeezed. 🤤Absolutely love the modern design of Adult Link in The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time. They even made him a little bit caked up. 😭
Replying to @BDSMetroid
時のオカリナは美しく魅力的な女性が多いゲームだが、驚異的な美貌をもつ男性主人公が醜いモンスターに辱められるシーンがあることによって均衡を保っているのだと思う。水の神殿のボスもおすすめ。
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Choking him while humping him is crazy. They did not need to make the Redeads this freaky but they did.
Replying to @BDSMetroid
もしこれがセクシーじゃないならどれがセクシーなのか
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POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND
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There was no way. Wishful thinking.
GAME OVER! Preliminary perfection. 🇨🇦🇫🇮 MATCH FINI! Un parcours parfait en ronde préliminaire! 🇨🇦🇫🇮 📊 hc.hockey/WWC111126 📊 hc.hockey/CMF111126 #WomensWorlds | #MondialFéminin
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There’s no way right?
AFTER 2 | A scoreless 2nd period means 🇨🇦 takes a one-goal lead over 🇫🇮 to the 3rd. APRÈS 40 MIN | Aucun but en deuxième, et le 🇨🇦 amorcera la troisième avec une avance d’un but sur la 🇫🇮. 📊 hc.hockey/WWC111126 📊 hc.hockey/CMF111126 #WomensWorlds | #MondialFéminin
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Love beating Canada but also love Canada. Such strong people and so much respect to that country for having integrity and denying Russian athletes entry. Love to see it.
Ukrainians just want to live. 🤷‍♂️
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Reminder - DMs are open to discuss my posts and replies! 🔥
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SUCH A GOOD BOY 😈
Should this be the new meme template for The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time? The innocent, forest dwelling pretty boy playing his little ocarina moments before Redeads crack him. 😭
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Should this be the new meme template for The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time? The innocent, forest dwelling pretty boy playing his little ocarina moments before Redeads crack him. 😭
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