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I graduated college late, traveled late, did some things I would never have done so in other words God isn’t late and neither am I my life is just getting started
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“How often do you two have sex?”
The therapist asked.
“Twice a week,” I said.
“Five times,” my wife said at the same time.
I turned to her.
“Five?”
She nodded.
The therapist smiled.
“Interesting. You both sound very confident.”
My wife folded her arms.
“He’s only counting the nights he was fully awake. I’m counting everything else.”
I stared at her.
“What does that mean?”....
Brianney Devauney🇧🇿💙 retweeted
imagine loving someone so much that the two of you create a whole new human being. ❤️🫶🏿
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I absolutely adore him. So obsessed. So in love. My bibi fr❤️ – at Belize
Brianney Devauney🇧🇿💙 retweeted
I want spicy food. But I also want a frosty or cold coffee or chocolate with salt. send help.
Brianney Devauney🇧🇿💙 retweeted
& if someone wants you in their life, they’ll work on themselves so they don’t lose you
i love my parents but I have come to accept I’ll never know when I’ve truly made them proud; it’s an ever moving goalpost – at Jamaica
Brianney Devauney🇧🇿💙 retweeted
I feel Rihanna so deeply bc there is NOTHINGGGGG better than being drunk on a boat ride with your man & your friends omg


























