BrianHites

The first rule of cleaning while listening to music…The toilet brush is never the microphone…never.

I guess we should retire the expression “avoid it like the plague” given how little effort people put into avoiding an actual plague.

If 2021 was a movie, this was my soundtrack. What was yours? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped-202…

In line at McDonalds…shitty little kid behind me screaming at his mother He wants an apple pie. I get to the counter: “I’ll have a #3…and excuse me me how many apple pies you have back there? Her: we have 12. Me: I’ll take all of them.

“Do Not Touch” must be a terrifying thing to read in Braille.

I just wrote a review on Wally L Tartan yotpo.com/go/nErUzp5a via @yotpo

The day you can fire up the smoker and the grill at the same time is a freaking great day

I got to get my act together. This heat makes me realize I can’t go to hell.

I was playing my “air drums” to Metallica when I accidentally dropped a stick. So I had to switch to a Def Leppard song.

Sunday Funday

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

Here we go... @CoachHites36 @Tool @RMFieldHouse

Pumped about @tool tonight at @RMFieldHouse it’s going to be loud for an old man like @CoachHites36

I love baseball

I have benefits if anyone needs a friend.

Vaping outside on the bar patio last night some dude in a wheelchair said “ why you vape when you don’t have to?” I looked at him and ask “why the fuck are you wearing shoes?”