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Tactical Analyst of Naija Life ⚽ | Gist to Goal breakdowns | Pidgin + Yoruba + Football | Nigeria happenings turned into match analysis 🇳🇬

Joined December 2025
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BOOM 💥 JOOR BB HERE I COME AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Brian Fariñas gets the nod.
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Ebrima Tunkara steps onto our pitch.
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The line up have been waiting for since
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small compliment like this, you don carry am go story are you new to this beauty thing?🤨⁉️
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Go zoo tell them say make dem lock 🔒 only you and lion together so you go fit enjoy the flight 🤗
Replying to @BIGDIChf
Fight!!! I wan fight wetin sporty do me today I wan fight person!!!!
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Una remember that my wife wey I say na only me and her suppose dey breath, pastor say na witch 😩😒🤧🧹
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Forget Cruise, We all know you and your nonsense babe are getting married to entirely different people 👻😂💔
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A normal human being shouldn’t have more than 5 babe…anything more than 5 is cheating🤌😂
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Abii make I start to dey wash clothes for yahoo boys🤔🤔
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Be honest, what would make you smile today?🥀 ❤️ Love text 👍 Hug 🙏 Cred!t alertt 😂 F00d
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😂 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝: “𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞.” 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝: “𝐀𝐰𝐰, 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦. ❤️” 5 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫… 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝: “𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐞, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 ₦2𝐤.” 😭😂 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝: “𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐈’𝐦 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞!” 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝: “𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬.” 😭😂 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐚 🤦🤦
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😂 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠… 𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐯𝐞𝐱. 𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐞. 😭 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬, “𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧?” 𝐘𝐨𝐮: “𝐍𝐨.” 𝐇𝐞𝐫: “𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐭?” 🥹❤️ 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝. 😂😭
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What's Your Favorite Way to Chat with Your Partner?🤍 1. 🥰 *Video calls* 2. 👍 *Voice calls* 3. ❤️ *Text messages* 4. 😂 *All of the above* 5. 😭 *Still Single*
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Omor 2 of my babe don leave me remaining 26 and you 🥲😭💔😂😂
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I called my babe video call, Boy pick am… he say na filter 🥲
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If ur male friends have never tried to date you, you're ugly 😂😂
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Broke people are always cute I mean just look at me and you 🤭💔😂
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You use water to brush your teeth... You use water to rinse your mouth... You use water to wash your face... You use water to take your bath... All of a sudden, you want to use tissue paper to wipe your bum bum. Its okay 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️
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*ONLINE POS AVAILABLE!!!* once you send money, i go dispatch the cash to you. ASAP🚀🥰
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*Heartbreak kehh* You don cook rubbish before make the food still come plenty ?? 🤌😂💔
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