Writer & experience designer available for hire, contract work, or birthday parties. I was once an IDEOer, Onionite, Googler, Adult Swimmer, & Wit Cultivator.
California
Joined October 2010
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It’s illegal for Uber & Lyft to pickup at SFO’s arrivals level, so they pickup at departures. This has made congestion so bad, there’s now a sign encouraging drop-offs to go to arrivals. So now departures go to arrivals & arrivals go to departures because tech fixes everything.
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny?
Elizabeth: He’s wearing a hot dog costume?
Nathan: Yeah, he is. But what about his feigned innocence at not being the one who drove the hot dog car through the wall?
Elizabeth: Well…he’s saying he didn’t do that.
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Great, great data.
I also a hunch that having 3 kids was becoming a new status symbol for the 1% in the 2020s. Not quite.
It's more that 3-kid families among every other non-rich percentile has declined by double-digit percentage points while the 1% held steady.
So having 3 kids went from being fairly common across the board to a luxury good that, increasingly, only the 1% can afford.
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Nathan Fielder says critics don’t understand acting after The New York Times calls him a “limited stiff actor.” 🤣
“They don’t seem to get that when they call me ‘limited range’ and ‘stiff,’ that’s the character. They don’t get that I’m playing a stiff, nerdy guy, which is very different than the real me.”
“In real life, I’m very relaxed.” 😭
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No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
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1) 2014 NFCCG
2) Losing to Chicago
3) 2021 SF
4) Losing to Eli immediately after going 21-1
5) Favre losing to Eli in OT
6-7) Both OT Arizona losses
8-9) Both Kapernick losses
10) 2020 NFCCG
11) 2019 NFCCG
12) 2023 to San Francsico
13) 2024 to Philadelphia
14) 2016 NFCCG
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Literally every AI showcase is blatantly ripping off something better
AI is the future of gaming, building infinite worlds as you play.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Misleading: this is an AI-generated VIDEO, not a game. There is no evidence to suggest this video was generated as part of a real game; the phrasing of the original source makes this clear.
Source: x.com/HAL2400AI/stat…
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Major League Baseball is heartbroken to hear of the passing of Pete Rose.
Use code “PETEROSE” to get $1,000 first bet insurance for the 2024 MLB Postseason with BetMGM, proudly serving as an official gambling partner of Major League Baseball.
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i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.
daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.
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You can’t even take bribes from a foreign government anymore. Because of woke.
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This paragraph (entirely a quote) in @RyuSpaeth's profile of Ta-Nehisi Coates, my god.
nymag.com/intelligencer/arti…
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“At Dreamforce, the exploration of the possibilities of AI is incredible. At the same time, it's important that we understand that policies never move at the same speed as technology. So having a grasp over what is happening and how the negative aspects of AI don't proliferate in a big way, to minimize collateral damage is most important. I hope the companies and governments across the world wake up to this and ensure the best of AI possibilities will reach the people, as this is a phenomenal enabler for humanity like never before. -Sg”
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Graphic designers now just open a blank document, make the font size 80, type the company name, and that’s the logo.
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There’s an interactive exhibit on the third floor that allows visitors to neaten shelves and re-alphabetize vinyl albums while a deadline looms.
