Overweight Balenciaga Model
Joined July 2007
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Have experienced this with FAs handing me four additional titos minis with an already deadly-poured bloody mary.
A fun day to wear tight grey sweatpants to the gym.
Shirt came off. Dick immediately got hard... And pretty much stayed that way through my entire dumbell set.
I don't control these things π€·
I'm 100% sure I scandalized some of the guys lifting next to me.
We're sure this isn't just a 30 Rock cutaway gag, right?
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You bought a lottery ticket huh? Rushed out there and grabbed one in hopes it could make your life better? Even though your one ticket might not win, you did it anyway cause itβs worth a shot, right?
So did you vote?
By this time next week, I'll be exploring Kigali and then on my way to Volcanoes National Park.
It's a long haul, but Africa is always worth it.
No, no, no... You misunderstood me.
I said, I don't *give* a fuck.
But, you're welcome to pay dearly for one.
I can see this as a future Marriott Titanium perk.
Stranded Air Force Major Woke Up While Being Sexually Assaulted At Charlotte MarriottβSays Security Told Him To Shower Before Police Arrived viewfromthewing.com/strandedβ¦
Ever notice that the people who always say they 'can't live without their Starbucks' are the very annoying people who probably don't need more caffeine.
I fly for a living.
Don't ever attempt to swap a seat with me.
This over-it woman is my spirit animal.
Airline passenger in tears after seatmate refused to switch so she could be near husband: 'Ultimate white tears' trib.al/GzKqyqD
