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𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘅, 𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗰! ♛ ♛ ♛ 𝗛𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺. 𝗧𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗼. 𝗭𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘀.

𝐒𝐓-𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏! 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏! YOU’RE RIGHT DAD! I’M SORRY- 𝐍𝐍𝐍𝐆𝐇! I’M SORRY! I’M SUCH A 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃… 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓! HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! I WOULDN’T WANT ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD TO 𝗚𝗥𝟬𝟬𝗠 MY CHEEKS BUT YOU, 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘!

Everytime I talk to you, you’re always 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 me. You always talk about 𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 ME and making me your 𝐒𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐖𝐈𝐅𝐄. That has to count as 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 or something, you 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐏. …But fine. Happy Father’s Day.

// Will check DMs eventually, sorry for the break!

“ 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 THESE 𝐍𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒, AND 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐇! ” After losing to some 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐏𝐄, Little Mac’s call with his manager leaked. It would’ve been a PR disaster! Luckily, his opponent made him apologize. 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐲. 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏!𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏!𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏!𝐏𝐋-

What the-?! Mac tried to fight back, but his skill was no match. It only took moments for the knight to overpower him and lock him into a 𝐒𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. Hopefully the knight doesn’t know about 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒ES yet.

… Huh?! Wouldn’t that mean I’d have to get bred?! Maybe he should start disabling his comments… and his DMs…

For pride month, Little Mac’s sponsors wanted him to post more photos of his post-workout progress pictures. He doesn’t understand why he has to do this. But it’s been racking in so many new follows, likes, and 𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒 in his DM requests!

Who let this 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐄 loose? He’s spouting a lot of big talk for a guy several shades darker than a midnight sky. He’d love to see you try to even graze him.

Watch your mouth, 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐆 @Thug_stellaron. I’m not your prey.

Fuck, he made a huge mistake thinking he’d be able to overpower this guy. Now his 𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐒 are flooded. “You 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐏𝐄… Get off of me…” He started losing count of how many 𝐋𝐎𝐀𝐃𝐒 he received after the 𝟓𝐓𝐇.

Now you’re giving me more of a reason to turn around and give you a gut punch. I can smell the musk radiating from that dark cock, ya’ know.

I can smell the grease off of that cock, you 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐨. You couldn’t even bother to wash off all that musk?! God you’re rancid… …But if you want, I guess you can keep it out…

He just got out of the shower after a long workout session. His Coach still has the keys to his house though. Hopefully he doesn’t get bothered by any of the 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗚𝗦 & 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗦 on his block again.

// im back, will dm and follow more people later

Thank God, cause Little Mac’s been calling him a 𝐕𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐎 𝐄𝐍𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐃’ 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍’ 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐎𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐀 under his breath everytime he’s passed by Kukui. What? It’s not harsh! Tell that Alolan to quit free-balling for once!

Ugh… 𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞! Only if you make it quick…

𝐃𝐢𝐧𝐠! Mac pulls out his phone, ready to dismiss the notification he got. Huh? What kind of 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓 is airdropping that shit to people? He looked around the room trying to find the 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐏. But his tan skin with the white majority only made everyone else blend in.