Blokes pissed himself in the back of a taxi and his main concern is the cleanup cost
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They've slashed the prices on all of David Walliams' books on Amazon for some reason so I've just spent five grand buying as many copies as I can. As long as no emerging news stories prevent the books from gaining value again I don't see how this investment can possibly fail
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Obviously? Unless you're exceptionally talented theres no reason we'd keep you. The deal is we get money and you get the stamp of approval that you attained X at Y British institution.
This is a fair transaction lmao
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In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a giant slab of cheddar hit him.
To be fair, the people he was photographing did try to warn him.
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Grown men wanting a 14 year old kid to be bummed in prison for a year for showing a photo, biggest overreaction Iโve ever seen
The kid has made a mistake, let the club give him a ban and get him doing some charity work for childrenโs cancer, then move on and forget about it
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Season long ban
Make him do charity work (Community service if you like) at a local childrenโs cancer charity
And make him write an apology to Bradleyโs family
No need for him to be beat up like people are suggesting or a lifetime ban or a criminal record
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Aston Villa's kit is really nice isn't it? Also their pitch is absolutely beautiful, immaculate lines and a gorgeous shade of green.
And their fans sing so well, don't they? Like a Welsh choir but even nicer and more melodic.
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When did pie shop owners become like this? They should he portly men who drink a little too much bitter and enter local competitions on who can make this biggest pie - not whiny landlords like this lad.
"Andy Burnham, come and have a chat with me. Come and work in my business, I'll show you what we need."
Small business owner Paul Bowen asks Prime Minister Andy Burnham for moreย support following this weekโs Budget measures.
#Newsnight
