If you're not wearing some sort of hemline above the knee tomorrow, you're not a biddie #55andsunny
I'm already full just thinking about all the Thanksgiving dinner Instagram pictures I'm going to see tomorrow.
Dear lord, please do not let Jessica Biel's unusual decision to have a pink wedding dress became a thing. Pleaseeee.
Freshmen are wearing their North Face parkas already. They don't even knowwww the perils of a New England winter.
Some guy just tried to sell me something on Comm Ave. that's cute, he doesn't know the rules yet. #freefreefree

