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Bellwether Johnson

@BWetherJohnson

Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain.

 Des Moines, IA
Joined December 2009
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Royals Review@royalsreviewNov 5
Old friend alert.
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@FullContext_Nov 5
Adult film star Silvia Saige says former MLB pitcher Bruce Chen flew her first class to away games for 8 months before she discovered he was engaged to another woman. She claims he admitted he was getting married but still wanted to see her, and even offered to pay her bills.
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Ryan@RJWinfieldMar 12
Replying to @BWetherJohnson
@BWetherJohnson 311 and Craiggers, if there’s ever been a performance that is more up our alley…happy 311 day buddy
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@numetal_momentMar 11
311 performing "Creatures [for a While]" on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (2003)
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walker@walkercaplJan 10
(Loudly, to entire party) A tube has never delighted me (Remembering the fish tube which launched fish through the air at previously unseen speeds) I have to go now my friend is sick
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Detlef Schrempf@DschrempfFeb 2
Yes Bad Bunny!!!!
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wint
@dril24 Jan 2020
setting foward the doomsday clock a little bit because i saw a guy with yakuza tattoos knifing the shit out of a mattress
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I can’t believe New York City is poised to elect a dumbass idiot as mayor, something the city has famously never ever done before in its history
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Bellwether Johnson@BWetherJohnson2 Nov 2022
Howard Stern 2022: Yellow Submarine. What a great fucking song. How do you come up with an idea like that? Howard Stern 1995: I heard you all used to jerk off together. Who has a bigger cock, John or Yoko?
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Could Be The Move@CouldBeTheMove10 Jun 2025
Lighting fireworks with a cig.
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Bellwether Johnson@BWetherJohnson5 Jul 2017
They legalized fireworks in Iowa a month ago [Dennis Miller voice] Sounds like the Ypres salient outside. Try some decaf Joseph Joffre.
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Finally, the Stanley Cup has returned home to South Florida
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Teddy T@lizard_wizard7729 Jan 2014
guy next 2 me in the library watchin as i google “crazy lava lamp” soon everyones in on it hootin and hoolerin, librarian handin out mojitos
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"Lou"ReedTyranny@nakedfoul9 May 2025
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Kansas City Royals
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Replying to @Chiefs @RoyalsJalen
Great pick.
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Los Royals
@losroyalskc27 Mar 2025
¡El primer jonrón de Vinnie!
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logan bartlett
@loganbartlett18 Mar 2025
Replying to @JLEdwardsIII
Tracy Morgan threw up on the court
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soapy hadid@soapyhadid15 Feb 2025
The SNL concert videos on my timeline:
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Bellwether Johnson@BWetherJohnson7 Feb 2023
I have it on good authority from an insider friend of mine in Hollywood that none other than Guillermo from the Jimmy Kimmel Show will be at Super Bowl Media day asking some crazy questions!!
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Jake Fogelnest
@jakefogelnest5 Jan 2025
Last night I bought “Wicked” on Apple TV for my family and this shocking glitch left us speechless.
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Dan@dankgdl11 Sep 2017
Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts
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