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Rob

@BYBRob

Sometimes writer for @blessyouboys. Bad soccer takes. #GoBlue

 Washington, DC
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Call this four times in a row now or everyone should be fired
Anthony Broome (@anthonytbroome) profile pictureAnthony Broome
@anthonytbroomeOct 24
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Fire everyone then. So fucking stupid.
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Imagine thinking play action was the right move here
Alejandro Zúñiga (@ByAZuniga) profile pictureAlejandro Zúñiga
@ByAZunigaOct 24
3rd-and-goal disaster for Michigan from the one-yard line
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This is the best I’ve ever seen Jyaire Hill and Zeke Berry play and the only thing going on in Jason Beck’s brain is a monkey clanging cymbals together
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Hope all the dumbfucks that wanted Carr to start are happy
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Mark Andrews first quarter: Dropped TD Fumble returned for 6 Isaiah Likely had 11-94-2 today.
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Imagine if they had the opportunity to sign a younger, better TE last season than paying Andrews way too much money
Jamison Hensley (@jamisonhensley) profile pictureJamison Hensley
@jamisonhensleyOct 12
Mark Andrews' fumble turns into 36-yard TD return by Falcons safety Jessie Bates. Andrews, who had the ball punched out, slaps his helmet after watching Bates get into the end zone. Without Lamar Jackson, Ravens can't afford to beat themselves. Ravens trail 7-3.
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Half of those yards are on some pretty soft PI calls
Jeff Zrebiec (@jeffzrebiec) profile pictureJeff Zrebiec
@jeffzrebiecOct 4
Ravens now up to 10 penalties for 111 yards.
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Jason Beck is doing the worst thing a coordinator can do, forcing his scheme and not adjusting to the strength of personnel. The stubbornness is insanity.
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This game is entirely on Beck, zero adjustments to how teams have attacked this offense for the entire season so far.
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And honestly, this is more concerning than if it were just the players. They aren't fully innocent, but the offense is basically all sophomores. They will improve. Stubborn coaching usually doesn't.
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Hope that drives shows that today's playbook should just be "run through a motherfucker's face." Enough with the slow-developing nonsense.
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What's Portuguese for Ball Don't Lie
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The entire secondary sitting 12 yards off on 3rd and 8 is certainly a choice
Jeff Zrebiec (@jeffzrebiec) profile pictureJeff Zrebiec
@jeffzrebiecSep 20
Saints at the 2-yard line with 1:54 to play poised to take the lead. Ravens have two timeouts left.
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No idea where even 0.67 xG comes from in that match let alone 1.67
The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy) profile pictureThe xG Philosophy
@xGPhilosophySep 19
Brighton (1.46) 3-0 (1.67) Arsenal
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Where the absolute hell did we get 1.3 xG from
Scott Willis 🏆 (@scottjwillis) profile pictureScott Willis 🏆@scottjwillisSep 19
Brighton 3 - 0 Arsenal | Full Time | 1.6 - 1.3 xG
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Arsenal were going to catch a team at the wrong time at some point. Timing might work well because Arteta has a month to zapruder this to figure out what went wrong. Now get Rice and Saka off the pitch already.
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Zero reason for Rice to go 90 minutes in this match. Saka has been doing a lot of walking so not as taxing a day for him.
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Not looking forward to the excuses people will make for Saka after this one if things don't change. He needs to be more involved. Offside at least twice and not threatening in the slightest. The midfield was bad, but Tzolis was much more in the mix on the other wing.
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He's scored a few goals this season, sure, but two of them were tap-ins created entirely on the other wing. Last week's penalty? Full credit, that was all him, but we need more of that. He's on superstar wages, needs to play like it more often.
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