Debut @netflix special 'Wisdom Wank' 25/12/26

Liverpool, England
Joined February 2010
Currently obsessed with the notion that Hans Niemann has been cheating at the Sinquefield Cup chess tournament using wireless anal beads that vibrate him the correct moves.
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yo @_Peebs69 what's the food thing that's meant to repel Vampires called?
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just remembered that Keir Starmer fella. what a hoot that was
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Press F to say goodbye
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Babble retweeted
the easiest way to settle the gym wear for women debate is for them to go to the gym dressed like revolver ocelot
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Nintendo lawyers seeing this
馃毃 MY POK脡MON x TFT GAME IS OUT NOW! 馃毃 It's finally happening 馃槶鉂わ笍 Link in the first reply 馃憞
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The : in this tweet really ruins it
TRUMP: EXECUTION EVENT WILL NOT BE STREAMED
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